Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 15 D'Arcy Wretzky, 24, c (144 G, 2.9 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 10 Ani DiFranco, 28, 1b (191 G, 3.8 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 296 Henry Holland, 25, 1b (33 G, 3.0 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 11 Chris Cornell, 30, 2b (194 G, 2.6 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 21, 2b (40 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 19, 2b (40 G, -5.1 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4 Krist Novoselic, 27, 3b (210 G, 4.2 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 65 Yves Leterme, 29, ss (136 G, 2.8 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 556 Viktor Orban, 21, ss (80 G, -1.4 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 21, lf (43 G, 4.0 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3 Michael Stipe, 25, cf (172 G, 1.7 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 189 Alex Trebek, 29, cf (171 G, 3.7 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 137 Alfie Bester, 28, rf (241 G, 3.3 DR/40, 11.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 202 Anne Robinson, 25, sp (88 G, 10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 20 Courtney Love, 30, sp (87 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 641 Kim Deal, 21, sp (31 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 99 Forrest Mars, 31, mr (137 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 571 Thomas Mars, 20, mr (79 G, 11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 337 Belboz, 33, rp (122 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 18 Kurt Cobain, 27, rp (108 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 20, rp (38 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 643 Janis Joplin, 21, sp (32 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 423 Thom Yorke, 20, cf (10 G, -0.4 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 685 Gavin Rossdale, 20, ss (5 G, 0.0 DR/40, -12.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 658 Arnold Ziffel, 21, c (2 G, 12.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 713 Courtney Taylor-Taylor, 19, 1b (who?)