Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

113 Al Gore, 32, c (121 G, -0.9 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
66 George Papandreou, 27, c (117 G, 2.3 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
35 Andoni Goikoetxea, 26, c (110 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
313 Fwiffo, 30, c (82 G, 1.2 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
79 Arthur Guinness, 28, c (78 G, -3.9 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
365 Maxwell Smart, 23, c (60 G, 0.1 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
27 Soren Busk, 28, c (58 G, 0.6 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
87 T. Boone Pickens, 26, c (53 G, -0.3 DR/40, -15.3 OR/40) (who?)
261 Jessica Stam, 23, c (29 G, 3.6 DR/40, -13.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

62 Jan Peter Balkenende, 30, 1b (92 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
80 Werner von Siemens, 28, 1b (88 G, 2.3 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
248 Val Venis, 25, 1b (80 G, -5.6 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
240 Montel Vontavious Porter, 25, 1b (27 G, -8.0 DR/40, -13.8 OR/40) (who?)
474 Wayne Brady, 19, 1b (who?)
271 Alessandra Ambrosio, 29, 2b (119 G, 4.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
167 Barry Crane, 31, 2b (104 G, 1.5 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
185 Art Fleming, 31, 2b (82 G, -5.0 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
211 Selina Kyle, 24, 2b (52 G, -5.2 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
323 Montaron, 27, 2b (48 G, 1.8 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
159 Alvin Roth, 28, 2b (39 G, -6.8 DR/40, -9.2 OR/40) (who?)
290 Wyatt, 27, 3b (138 G, 0.6 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
38 Fernando Oscar Bandeirinha, 33, 3b (85 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
186 Bob Barker, 33, 3b (69 G, -4.9 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40) (who?)
520 Cheryl Tiegs, 21, 3b (14 G, -4.9 DR/40, -14.3 OR/40) (who?)
395 Johann Von Goethe, 30, ss (146 G, -0.5 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
239 Bam Bam Bigelow, 27, ss (112 G, 0.5 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)
169 Dorothy Truscott, 27, ss (88 G, 4.2 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40) (who?)
94 John Paul Getty, 23, ss (19 G, -10.5 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

370 Andy Taylor, 32, lf (114 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
58 Jean-Claude Juncker, 26, lf (103 G, -3.7 DR/40, -10.2 OR/40) (who?)
6 Billy Corgan, 32, lf (96 G, -0.5 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
292 Jerry Mulligan, 30, lf (28 G, 4.4 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
120 Kary Mullis, 25, cf (96 G, -1.0 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
397 Tony Kushner, 30, cf (42 G, -5.6 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
566 Gomer Pyle, 18, cf (10 G, -16.4 DR/40, -19.2 OR/40) (who?)
515 George Farquhar, 21, cf (5 G, 12.8 DR/40, -25.6 OR/40) (who?)
608 Amber Rose, 20, cf (who?)
352 Simon Belmont, 29, rf (129 G, -0.9 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
190 Drew Carey, 31, rf (119 G, 6.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
8 James Iha, 28, rf (113 G, 1.3 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
86 Andrew Mellon, 27, rf (98 G, -8.7 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
68 Emil Boc, 28, rf (90 G, -1.9 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
117 John Steinbeck, 32, rf (67 G, -3.3 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
16 Chris Martin, 27, rf (62 G, -2.3 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
250 Hacksaw Jim Duggan, 24, rf (49 G, -10.0 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

410 George Bernard Shaw, 26, sp (51 G, -9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
149 Eric Blair, 31, sp (46 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
174 Paul Morphy, 28, sp (35 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
19 Tori Amos, 29, sp (29 G, -14.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
454 Walter Zenga, 22, sp (9 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

360 Lance Bean, 28, mr (65 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
381 Wally Cleaver, 30, mr (49 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
22 Art Alexakis, 33, mr (49 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
356 CATS, 24, mr (36 G, -15.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
334 Tropical Oil Man, 29, mr (31 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
415 Plautus, 30, rp (91 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
179 Stu Ungar, 31, rp (88 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
50 Joel Bats, 25, rp (78 G, -9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
335 Kylearan, 30, rp (61 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
25 Rivers Cuomo, 28, rp (59 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
256 Irwin R. Schyster, 29, rp (57 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
445 Elik the Great, 20, rp (44 G, -15.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
252 Rowdy Roddy Piper, 29, rp (35 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
656 King Midas, 20, rp (6 G, -16.2 PRAA/300) (who?)