Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 61 Lars Lokke Rasmussen, 33, c (235 G, -1.5 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 378 Floyd Lawson, 26, c (204 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 391 Lope de Vega, 27, 1b (206 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 710 Herman Munster, 20, 1b (43 G, -1.8 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 576 Maynard G. Krebs, 22, 2b (157 G, 1.9 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 316 Xzar, 29, 3b (243 G, -0.3 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 21, ss (99 G, 3.9 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 118 Theodore Roosevelt, 30, lf (242 G, 2.4 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 22, lf (164 G, -2.7 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 25, cf (251 G, 0.1 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 23, rf (145 G, 4.9 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 845 Marcia Brady, 19, rf (23 G, 8.7 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 24, sp (107 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 332 Iolo Fitzowen, 33, sp (102 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 24, sp (90 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 26, mr (98 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 389 Alice Kramden, 27, rp (132 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 337 Belboz, 34, rp (126 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 439 Nick Drake, 24, rp (96 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 22, rp (94 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 22, rp (57 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 374 Joey Barnes, 27, c (159 G, 1.4 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 868 Jan Brady, 21, 2b (6 G, 2.0 DR/40, -18.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 888 Sister Bertrille, 18, sp (who?)
• 629 Endora, 19, sp (who?)
• 726 Mister Ed, 18, rp (who?)