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SimBase Players, Year 50

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Abe Burrows, rp, Stratford
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kratovo
Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty
Admetus, c, Philadelphia
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Al Franken, ss, Baltimore
Al Smith, ss, Almaty
Alain Ducasse, mr, Kansas City
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Baltimore
Albert Schweitzer, sp, Baltimore/Los Angeles
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Baltimore
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Allison Blake, cf, Multiverse
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Alton B. Parker, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Amy Millan, sp, Almaty
Anatole France, rp, Baltimore
Andi Dorfman, rp, Compton
Andrej Kvasnak, c, Philadelphia
Andres Guibert, cf, Baltimore
Andres Rivero Aguero, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Andrew Bachelor, rf, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Seattle
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Dufresne, sp, Kansas City
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, rf, Compton
Anita Sarkeesian, rp, Philadelphia
Ann Leckie, 2b, Sao Paulo
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty
Apolo, 1b, Paddington
Arcades Sabboth, sp, Multiverse
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Cyberspace
Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Aslan, sp, on waivers
Atticus Finch, ss, Compton
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle
Axel Steel, cf, on waivers

Babou, sp, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, sp, Washington
Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Compton
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Stratford
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Benjamin Netanyahu, rf, Sao Paulo
Benjamin Sisko, sp, Stratford
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Big Bank Hank, rp, Compton
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Compton
Bill Bradley, cf, Washington/Multiverse
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Boris Gelfand, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bryan Adams, cf, Seattle
Bustopher Jones, rp, Philadelphia

Caitriona Balfe, c, Milan
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Levin, 1b, Sao Paulo/Baltimore
Carlos Dengler, rp, on waivers
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, rf, Kratovo
Carmen Sandiego, sp, on waivers
Carter Scholz, mr, Philadelphia
Cassandra Jean, sp, Milan
Cat Sith, 3b, Philadelphia
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Kansas City
Chad Smith, lf, Seattle
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Charles Evans Hughes, rf, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Baltimore
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Nicolle, cf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, sp, Milan
Che Guevara, cf, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, ss, Paddington
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Coco Rocha, 1b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Corin Tucker, rp, on waivers
Cory Booker, rp, Philadelphia
Cowardly Lion, sp, Multiverse
Crookshanks, rp, Philadelphia

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Damon Gant, lf, Philadelphia
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Dancing Banana, rf, on waivers
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 1b, Washington
Daniel Webster, cf, Washington
David Grainger, cf, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Delio Gamboa, rf, on waivers
Deryck Whibley, 2b, Seattle/Multiverse
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Lupoff, c, Paddington
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Baltimore
Dogberry, rp, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, Seattle
Dominique Reighard, c, Los Angeles
Don Pedro, rp, Stratford
Doris Lessing, ss, Paddington
Dustin Prince, lf, Los Angeles
Dwight K. Schrute, sp, Los Angeles
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ed Brooke, rf, Washington
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, 3b, Los Angeles
Edwin Abbott Abbott, c, Multiverse
Edwin Balmer, rp, Paddington
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elihu Smails, cf, Compton
Elim Garak, mr, Multiverse
Elizabeth Lochley, ss, on waivers
Elizabeth Robinson, mr, Paddington
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Ellen Morgan, mr, on waivers
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emil Constantinescu, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Emily DiDonato, mr, Milan
Enrique Collar, rf, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, rp, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Baltimore
Ernest Robinson, rp, Paddington
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton
Eva Mendes, rp, Milan
Everett Dirksen, c, on waivers

Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Baltimore
Fez, mr, Los Angeles
Firefrorefiddle, cf, Kansas City/on waivers
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Fran Tarkenton, rp, on waivers
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Franklin Delano Bluth, cf, Stratford
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, rp, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, rp, Washington
Frederik Willem de Klerk, c, Sao Paulo
Fritti Tailchaser, rp, Philadelphia
Fritz Robinson, 2b, Paddington

Gabriel Chagas, ss, Cyberspace
Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Baltimore
Garfield, rp, Philadelphia
Gene Parmesan, lf, Los Angeles
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Los Angeles
George Takei, lf, Kansas City
Gerd Muller, c, Kratovo
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Kratovo
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Glenn Close, c, Almaty
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Stratford
Grace Kelly, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Grim Ripper, lf, San Jose
Grumpy Cat, sp, Philadelphia
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, lf, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City
Gwyneth Jones, rp, on waivers

Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harold Varmus, lf, Baltimore
Harri Holkeri, 3b, Compton
Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Helmut Kohl, lf, Sao Paulo/San Jose
Henri La Fontaine, sp, on waivers
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Paddington
Herbert Love, rp, Los Angeles
Hercules, 3b, on waivers
Hero, lf, Stratford
Heston Blumenthal, rp, Kansas City
Hideous Hog, cf, Compton
Homer Bone, rf, Stratford
Horatio Seymour, rf, Almaty
Hosea Jan Frank, 2b, Cyberspace
Hugo Black, sp, Compton
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Kratovo
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Imoen, lf, San Jose
Ines Rivero, mr, Milan
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Multiverse
Isaac Brock, 3b, on waivers
Ivan Ilyich, cf, on waivers

Jabberwock, ss, Sao Paulo
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse
Jack Robinson, lf, Paddington
Jackie Robinson, lf, Almaty
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
Jair Ventura Filho, ss, on waivers
Jake Brigance, 1b, Compton
Jake Marshall, rf, San Jose
James Cameron, 2b, Sao Paulo
James Taylor, rp, Seattle
Jamie Casino, mr, Compton
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Kansas City
Jasmine Tookes, cf, on waivers
Jason Bateman, 1b, Sao Paulo
Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Kansas City
Jaya Ballard, sp, Multiverse
Jean Djorkaeff, sp, on waivers
Jennifer Hawkins, rp, Milan
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jerry Cantrell, rf, Sao Paulo
Jessi Smiles, 2b, Cyberspace
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Halpert, rp, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Jimmy James, rp, Kansas City
Joanna Dark, sp, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, Cyberspace
John Hicks, mr, on waivers
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Hurd, 1b, Cyberspace
John Kerry, ss, Almaty
John Lyly, ss, Stratford
John McCain, lf, Almaty
John Sheridan, 1b, Multiverse/on waivers
John Stockton, 3b, Multiverse
John Taylor, sp, Compton
John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty
Johnny Cash, cf, on waivers
Johnny Marr, mr, on waivers
Jon Murad, 2b, on waivers
Jon Tester, sp, Sao Paulo
Jonathan Carroll, c, Stratford
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, Sao Paulo
Josh Donn, ss, Los Angeles
Joshua Nolan, cf, Multiverse
Joss Whedon, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 2b, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, 2b, Kratovo/on waivers
Juan Corrida, 1b, Paddington
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, rf, San Jose/on waivers
Judge Reinhold, lf, Los Angeles
Julian Bashir, sp, on waivers
Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace

Kakoko Etepe, ss, Kratovo
Kamala Harris, mr, on waivers
Karen Walker, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Baltimore
Katharine McPhee, sp, Sao Paulo/Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Milan
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Key Pittman, c, Washington
Kid, 2b, San Jose
Kij Johnson, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
King Christian IX, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
King Karl XIII, rp, Baltimore
Kirsten Gillibrand, c, Multiverse
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Seattle
Kool G Rap, cf, Compton
Kosh, 3b, Multiverse
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan

Ladislav Novak, sp, Sao Paulo
Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, Compton
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Seattle
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Almaty
Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, Milan
Lauren Beukes, mr, Seattle
Lauren Mellor, ss, Sao Paulo
Lavie Tidhar, mr, on waivers
Leland Stanford, lf, Sao Paulo
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Leonardo DiCaprio, lf, Almaty
Leonato, rf, Stratford
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Baltimore
Lewis Schwellenbach, rp, Washington
Lieutenant Felina Feral, lf, Los Angeles
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Lindsay Funke, rf, Stratford
Lisa Kudrow, cf, Sao Paulo
Liu Cixin, sp, Baltimore
Liz Williams, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Lois Lowry, sp, Paddington
Long Cat, 1b, Paddington/on waivers
Louis Eustache Ude, 3b, Los Angeles
Louk Verhees Jr., c, San Jose
Lowell Mather, mr, Los Angeles
Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Lucretia Mott, 3b, Kansas City
Ludwig Quidde, sp, Seattle
Luigi Riva, 1b, on waivers
Luis Artime, cf, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Sao Paulo
Lyman Frank Baum, mr, on waivers

Mad Hatter, rp, Paddington
Maeby Funke, ss, Los Angeles
Maggey Byrde, 1b, San Jose
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Compton
Manfred von Karma, sp, San Jose
Manuel Valls, rf, on waivers
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
Marcelo Branco, 2b, Cyberspace
Marco Rubio, mr, Washington
Margaret Sanger, mr, Kansas City
Maria Taylor, c, Multiverse
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Milan
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Marky Bark, rp, on waivers
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace
Martok, sp, Multiverse
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Matt Followill, ss, Los Angeles
Matteo Renzi, ss, Stratford
Matthew Caws, sp, Seattle
Max Baucus, rp, Kratovo
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, sp, San Jose
Mia Fey, sp, Sao Paulo
Michael Bluth, cf, Los Angeles
Michael Chabon, sp, Seattle
Michael Mizrachi, rp, Cyberspace/Los Angeles
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Washington
Mike McDonald, mr, Multiverse
Mike Meekins, rp, San Jose
Miles O'Brien, sp, Multiverse
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, c, Kratovo
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Mistress Page, lf, Stratford/Sao Paulo
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Kansas City
Mordechai Spiegler, rf, on waivers
Mr. Jinks, cf, Seattle
Mr. Mistoffelees, c, Philadelphia
Mrs. Chippy, 1b, on waivers
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace
Nash Bridges, sp, Compton/on waivers
Natalie Imbruglia, rp, Paddington
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Baltimore
Neko Case, rp, Washington
Nekobasu, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Nicole Trunfio, rp, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Paddington
Noam Chomsky, 2b, Kansas City/on waivers
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo

Olivia Munn, rp, Multiverse/Seattle
Oscar Bluth, c, Los Angeles
Otto Warburg, 2b, on waivers

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Pam Beesly, cf, Los Angeles
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, rp, Paddington
Patricia McKillip, c, Sao Paulo
Patrick Chan, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Paul Green, 1b, on waivers
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paul Van Himst, c, on waivers
Paul Wellstone, sp, Stratford
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Svidler, sp, Cyberspace
Petronius the Arbiter, c, Philadelphia
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, cf, Los Angeles
Pierre Pflimlin, c, on waivers
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Puss in Boots, mr, Baltimore

Q, sp, Los Angeles
Queen Catifah, cf, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, ss, Paddington

Rakim, cf, Seattle
Raul Musibay, 1b, Kansas City
Rebecca Black, sp, Cyberspace
Rebel Alley, cf, Los Angeles
Regina Spektor, mr, Seattle
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, sp, Compton
Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington
Richard Parker, rp, Stratford
Richard Stallman, rf, Kansas City
Ridley Scott, 1b, Sao Paulo
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Baltimore
Robert La Follette, rp, Washington
Robert Ritchie, rf, Almaty
Roberto Perfumo, sp, Kratovo
Robin McKinley, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Taylor, lf, Sao Paulo
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Roy Anderson, rp, Los Angeles
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace
Russell Lissack, ss, on waivers
Rustin Cohle, sp, Compton
Ryan Adams, 1b, Seattle

Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Kansas City
Secretary Bird, c, Cyberspace
Shere Khan, sp, Baltimore
Sidney Howard, 3b, Stratford
Sidney Kingsley, c, Stratford
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Kansas City
Skimbleshanks, sp, Philadelphia
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, lf, Multiverse
Snagglepuss, 3b, Philadelphia/on waivers
Squee Goblin Nabob, cf, Philadelphia
Stanley Hudson, rp, Los Angeles
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Multiverse
Steve Young, lf, Almaty
Stimpy, mr, Baltimore
Stjepan Mesic, rp, Stratford
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty

Taf Anthias, lf, Cyberspace/Los Angeles/on waivers
Talia Winters, cf, Multiverse
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, rp, Multiverse
Taylor Hicks, sp, Seattle
Taylor Swift, sp, Seattle
Ted Kennedy, sp, Washington
The Doctor, lf, Multiverse/Washington
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Sao Paulo
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tim Taylor, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Tim Tebow, sp, Sao Paulo
Tobias Funke, sp, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Tom Petty, lf, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, 3b, San Jose
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Philadelphia
Torquil Campbell, 2b, Almaty
Tryfon Gavriel, sp, Kansas City
Tuvok, mr, Multiverse

Ugo Locatelli, 3b, Kratovo
Uwe Seeler, 3b, Seattle/on waivers

Vaevictis Asmadi, ss, Multiverse
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Grignard, c, Baltimore
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Warren Magnuson, sp, Washington
Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Watson Squire, rp, Washington
White Rabbit, 2b, Paddington
Who Dey, ss, Baltimore
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
Will Powers, lf, on waivers
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William J. Brennan Jr., sp, Baltimore
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Cyberspace
William Robinson, cf, Paddington
William Seward, sp, Washington
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Baltimore
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose
Yevgeny Zamyatin, sp, Sao Paulo

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace
Zack Allan, 1b, Seattle
Zona Gale, cf, on waivers

By position

Catchers

Admetus, Philadelphia
Andrej Kvasnak, Philadelphia
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Seattle
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Caitriona Balfe, Milan
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, Paddington
Dominique Reighard, Los Angeles
Edwin Abbott Abbott, Multiverse
Everett Dirksen, on waivers
Frederik Willem de Klerk, Sao Paulo
Gerd Muller, Kratovo
Glenn Close, Almaty
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Jawaharlal Nehru, Kansas City
Jonathan Carroll, Stratford
Karen Walker, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Key Pittman, Washington
Kirsten Gillibrand, Multiverse
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Louk Verhees Jr., San Jose
Maria Taylor, Multiverse
Mircea Lucescu, Kratovo
Mr. Mistoffelees, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Patricia McKillip, Sao Paulo
Paul Van Himst, on waivers
Petronius the Arbiter, Philadelphia
Pierre Pflimlin, on waivers
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Cyberspace
Sidney Kingsley, Stratford
Victor Grignard, Baltimore

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Annette Bening, Almaty
Apolo, Paddington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Carl Levin, Sao Paulo/Baltimore
Coco Rocha, Milan
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Washington
George Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Kratovo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Stratford
Jake Brigance, Compton
Jason Bateman, Sao Paulo
Jessica White, Milan
John Hurd, Cyberspace
John Sheridan, Multiverse/on waivers
Juan Corrida, Paddington
Long Cat, Paddington/on waivers
Luigi Riva, on waivers
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Sao Paulo
Maggey Byrde, San Jose
Mrs. Chippy, on waivers
Paul Green, on waivers
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Raul Musibay, Kansas City
Ridley Scott, Sao Paulo
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Toni Garrn, Washington
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford
Zack Allan, Seattle

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Baltimore
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Ann Leckie, Sao Paulo
Barend Biesheuvel, Compton
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Deryck Whibley, Seattle/Multiverse
Ferdinand Braun, Baltimore
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, Paddington
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
Jessi Smiles, Cyberspace
Jon Murad, on waivers
Jourdan Miller, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, Kratovo/on waivers
Kid, San Jose
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Marcelo Branco, Cyberspace
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, San Jose
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Kansas City
Nnedi Okorafor, Paddington
Noam Chomsky, Kansas City/on waivers
Otto Warburg, on waivers
Patty Murray, Washington
Paul Simon, Seattle
Richard Lugar, Washington
Robin McKinley, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Stephen Franklin, Multiverse
Tony the Tiger, Philadelphia
Torquil Campbell, Almaty
White Rabbit, Paddington

Third Basemen

Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kratovo
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Cat Sith, Philadelphia
Dale Cooper, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, Los Angeles
Einars Repse, Washington
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, Baltimore
Harri Holkeri, Compton
Hercules, on waivers
Isaac Brock, on waivers
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jane Jacobs, Kansas City
Joel Wooldridge, Cyberspace
John Stockton, Multiverse
John W. Davis, Almaty
Joss Whedon, Sao Paulo
Kosh, Multiverse
Louis Eustache Ude, Los Angeles
Lucretia Mott, Kansas City
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Patrick Chan, Los Angeles/on waivers
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Robert A. Millikan, Baltimore
Sidney Howard, Stratford
Snagglepuss, Philadelphia/on waivers
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, San Jose
Ugo Locatelli, Kratovo
Uwe Seeler, Seattle/on waivers
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
Al Franken, Baltimore
Al Smith, Almaty
Atticus Finch, Compton
Big Daddy Kane, Compton
Cheshire Cat, Paddington
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Baltimore
Doris Lessing, Paddington
Earl Warren, Compton
Elizabeth Lochley, on waivers
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Gabriel Chagas, Cyberspace
Irisa Nyira, Multiverse
Jabberwock, Sao Paulo
Jack Carter, Multiverse
Jair Ventura Filho, on waivers
John Kerry, Almaty
John Lyly, Stratford
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Sao Paulo
Josh Donn, Los Angeles
Kakoko Etepe, Kratovo
Laimdota Straujuma, Seattle
Lara Dutta, Milan
Lauren Mellor, Sao Paulo
Maeby Funke, Los Angeles
Matt Followill, Los Angeles
Matteo Renzi, Stratford
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Nekobasu, Los Angeles/on waivers
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, Paddington
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Russell Lissack, on waivers
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Simone de Beauvoir, Kansas City
Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
Who Dey, Baltimore
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Catharine MacKinnon, Kansas City
Chad Smith, Seattle
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
Damon Gant, Philadelphia
Dustin Prince, Los Angeles
Gene Parmesan, Los Angeles
George Takei, Kansas City
Grim Ripper, San Jose
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Harold Varmus, Baltimore
Helmut Kohl, Sao Paulo/San Jose
Hero, Stratford
Imoen, San Jose
Jack Robinson, Paddington
Jackie Robinson, Almaty
John McCain, Almaty
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Karl Landsteiner, Baltimore
Leland Stanford, Sao Paulo
Leonardo DiCaprio, Almaty
Lieutenant Felina Feral, Los Angeles
Liz Williams, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Martha Hunt, Milan
Mike Mansfield, Washington
Mistress Page, Stratford/Sao Paulo
Roger Taylor, Sao Paulo
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Multiverse
Steve Young, Almaty
Taf Anthias, Cyberspace/Los Angeles/on waivers
The Doctor, Multiverse/Washington
Tom Petty, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
Will Powers, on waivers

Center Fielders

Adlai Stevenson, Almaty
Allison Blake, Multiverse
Andres Guibert, Baltimore
Ariel Meredith, Milan
Axel Steel, on waivers
Bill Bradley, Washington/Multiverse
Bryan Adams, Seattle
Charles Nicolle, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Charles Scott Sherrington, Baltimore
Che Guevara, Kansas City
Claudio, Kratovo
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Daniel Webster, Washington
David Grainger, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Elihu Smails, Compton
Firefrorefiddle, Kansas City/on waivers
Franklin Delano Bluth, Stratford
Hideous Hog, Compton
Ivan Ilyich, on waivers
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
Jasmine Tookes, on waivers
Johnny Cash, on waivers
Joshua Nolan, Multiverse
Konrad Adenauer, Seattle
Kool G Rap, Compton
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Almaty
Lisa Kudrow, Sao Paulo
Luis Artime, Kratovo
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, Milan
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Mr. Jinks, Seattle
Pam Beesly, Los Angeles
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, Los Angeles
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Queen Catifah, Philadelphia
Rakim, Seattle
Rebel Alley, Los Angeles
Squee Goblin Nabob, Philadelphia
Talia Winters, Multiverse
Thomas Hunt Morgan, Sao Paulo
William Robinson, Paddington
Zona Gale, on waivers

Right Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Baltimore
Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, Compton
Archbishop Makarios III, Cyberspace
Benjamin Netanyahu, Sao Paulo
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Charles Evans Hughes, Almaty
Dancing Banana, on waivers
Delio Gamboa, on waivers
Ed Brooke, Washington
Enrique Collar, Kratovo
Homer Bone, Stratford
Horatio Seymour, Almaty
Ignacio Zoco, Kratovo
Jake Marshall, San Jose
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
Jerry Cantrell, Sao Paulo
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, San Jose/on waivers
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
Lady Deirdre Skye, Compton
Laura Kirkpatrick, Milan
Leonato, Stratford
Lindsay Funke, Stratford
Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, Compton
Manuel Valls, on waivers
Mordechai Spiegler, on waivers
Pat McCarran, Washington
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City
Richard Stallman, Kansas City
Robert Ritchie, Almaty
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Albert Schweitzer, Baltimore/Los Angeles
Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Alice, Paddington
Alton B. Parker, Los Angeles/on waivers
Amy Millan, Almaty
Andres Rivero Aguero, Multiverse/on waivers
Andy Dufresne, Kansas City
Arcades Sabboth, Multiverse
Aslan, on waivers
Babou, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, Washington
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Beatrice, Stratford
Benedick, Stratford
Benjamin Sisko, Stratford
Boris Gelfand, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Carmen Sandiego, on waivers
Cassandra Jean, Milan
Charles G. Dawes, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, Milan
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Cowardly Lion, Multiverse
Daniel Ellsberg, Kansas City
Dwight K. Schrute, Los Angeles
Ema Skye, San Jose
Emil Constantinescu, Sao Paulo/on waivers
George Kelly, Kratovo
Grace Kelly, Los Angeles/on waivers
Grumpy Cat, Philadelphia
Harry Mason, San Jose
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Henri La Fontaine, on waivers
Hugo Black, Compton
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Jaya Ballard, Multiverse
Jean Djorkaeff, on waivers
Joanna Dark, Almaty
John Taylor, Compton
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Bashir, on waivers
Katharine McPhee, Sao Paulo/Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Kelly Rohrbach, Milan
Kes, Sao Paulo
Ladislav Novak, Sao Paulo
Liu Cixin, Baltimore
Lois Lowry, Paddington
Ludwig Quidde, Seattle
Manfred von Karma, San Jose
Martok, Multiverse
Matthew Caws, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, San Jose
Mia Fey, Sao Paulo
Michael Chabon, Seattle
Miles O'Brien, Multiverse
Nash Bridges, Compton/on waivers
Nathan Soderblom, Baltimore
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Paul Wellstone, Stratford
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Svidler, Cyberspace
Q, Los Angeles
Rebecca Black, Cyberspace
Richard Henry Lee, Compton
Roberto Perfumo, Kratovo
Rustin Cohle, Compton
Shere Khan, Baltimore
Skimbleshanks, Philadelphia
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Taylor Hicks, Seattle
Taylor Swift, Seattle
Ted Kennedy, Washington
Tim Taylor, Los Angeles/on waivers
Tim Tebow, Sao Paulo
Tobias Funke, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Tryfon Gavriel, Kansas City
Warren Magnuson, Washington
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
William J. Brennan Jr., Baltimore
William Pappaconstantinou, Cyberspace
William Seward, Washington
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Yevgeny Zamyatin, Sao Paulo
Zach King, Cyberspace

Middle Relievers

Alain Ducasse, Kansas City
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Carter Scholz, Philadelphia
Elim Garak, Multiverse
Elizabeth Robinson, Paddington
Ellen Morgan, on waivers
Emily DiDonato, Milan
Fez, Los Angeles
Henry Bone, Paddington
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Ines Rivero, Milan
Jamie Casino, Compton
John Hicks, on waivers
Johnny Marr, on waivers
Kamala Harris, on waivers
Kij Johnson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lauren Beukes, Seattle
Lavie Tidhar, on waivers
Leonid Kantorovich, Baltimore
Lowell Mather, Los Angeles
Lyman Frank Baum, on waivers
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Marco Rubio, Washington
Margaret Sanger, Kansas City
Mike McDonald, Multiverse
Puss in Boots, Baltimore
Regina Spektor, Seattle
Scar, Kansas City
Simona Halep, Almaty
Stimpy, Baltimore
Tuvok, Multiverse
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Abe Burrows, Stratford
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Anatole France, Baltimore
Andi Dorfman, Compton
Anita Sarkeesian, Philadelphia
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Big Bank Hank, Compton
Bustopher Jones, Philadelphia
Carlos Dengler, on waivers
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Corin Tucker, on waivers
Cory Booker, Philadelphia
Crookshanks, Philadelphia
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
Dogberry, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, Seattle
Don Pedro, Stratford
Dynaheir, San Jose
Edwin Balmer, Paddington
Eric Stoner, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Baltimore
Ernest Robinson, Paddington
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Eva Mendes, Milan
Fran Tarkenton, on waivers
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, Washington
Fritti Tailchaser, Philadelphia
Garfield, Philadelphia
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Gwyneth Jones, on waivers
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Herbert Love, Los Angeles
Heston Blumenthal, Kansas City
James Taylor, Seattle
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jim Halpert, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, Compton
Jimmy James, Kansas City
John Hoynes, Almaty
Julianne Moore, Almaty
Kim Shattuck, Seattle
King Christian IX, Sao Paulo/on waivers
King Karl XIII, Baltimore
Lana Skye, San Jose
Lewis Schwellenbach, Washington
Mad Hatter, Paddington
Marky Bark, on waivers
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace
Max Baucus, Kratovo
Michael Mizrachi, Cyberspace/Los Angeles
Mike Meekins, San Jose
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace
Natalie Imbruglia, Paddington
Neko Case, Washington
Nicole Trunfio, on waivers
Olivia Munn, Multiverse/Seattle
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Paulina Vega, Milan
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Richard Parker, Stratford
Robert La Follette, Washington
Roy Anderson, Los Angeles
Stanley Hudson, Los Angeles
Stjepan Mesic, Stratford
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, Multiverse
Tigger, Philadelphia
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Watson Squire, Washington
Wladyslaw Reymont, Baltimore