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SimBase Players, Year 51

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Abe Burrows, rp, Stratford
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
Adam Clayton, mr, Seattle
Adande Thorne, sp, Cyberspace
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kratovo
Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty
Admetus, c, Philadelphia
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Ajani Goldmane, rp, Multiverse
Al Franken, ss, on waivers
Al Smith, ss, Almaty
Alain Ducasse, mr, Kansas City
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Baltimore
Albert Schweitzer, sp, Los Angeles
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Baltimore
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alia Shawkat, cf, Sao Paulo
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Allira Cohrs, cf, Philadelphia
Allison Blake, cf, on waivers
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Amy Millan, sp, Almaty
Anatole France, rp, on waivers
Andi Dorfman, rp, Compton
Andrej Kvasnak, c, on waivers
Andres Guibert, cf, Baltimore
Andrew Bachelor, rf, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Seattle
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Bernard, 1b, Los Angeles
Andy Dufresne, sp, Kansas City
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, rf, Compton
Angela Martin, lf, Los Angeles
Angelina Jolie, 2b, Sao Paulo
Anita Sarkeesian, rp, Philadelphia
Ann Leckie, 1b, on waivers
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty
Apolo, 1b, Paddington
Arcades Sabboth, sp, Multiverse
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Cyberspace
Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Atticus Finch, ss, Compton
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle

Babou, sp, Los Angeles
Baggage, sp, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, sp, Washington
Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Compton
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Stratford
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Benjamin Netanyahu, rf, Sao Paulo
Benjamin Sisko, sp, on waivers
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Big Bank Hank, rp, on waivers
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Compton
Bill Bradley, cf, Multiverse
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
Blaze the Cat, rf, Philadelphia
Blit Wizbok, c, Sao Paulo
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Bono, lf, Seattle
Bryan Adams, rf, on waivers
Burton Wheeler, rp, Washington
Bustopher Jones, rp, Philadelphia

Caitriona Balfe, c, on waivers
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Levin, 1b, Baltimore
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, rf, Kratovo
Carter Scholz, mr, on waivers
Cassandra Jean, sp, Milan/Sao Paulo
Cat Sith, 3b, Philadelphia
Caterpillar, sp, Paddington
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Kansas City
Chad Smith, lf, Kansas City
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Chandra Nalaar, sp, Multiverse
Charles Evans Hughes, rf, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Baltimore
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, sp, Milan
Che Guevara, cf, on waivers
Cheshire Cat, ss, Paddington
Chromium Rhuell, rf, Multiverse
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Coco Rocha, 1b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commander Ulysses Feral, 1b, Philadelphia
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Cory Booker, rp, Philadelphia
Cowardly Lion, mr, Multiverse
Crookshanks, rp, Philadelphia

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Dale Earnhardt Jr., 1b, Sao Paulo
Damon Gant, lf, on waivers
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 1b, on waivers
Daniel Webster, cf, Washington
David Grainger, cf, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Deryck Whibley, 2b, Multiverse
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Lupoff, c, Paddington
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Baltimore
Dogberry, rp, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, Seattle
Dominique Reighard, c, Los Angeles
Don Pedro, rp, Stratford
Donalbain, 1b, Stratford
Doris Lessing, 2b, Paddington
Driss Bamous, cf, on waivers
Dustin Prince, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dwight K. Schrute, sp, Los Angeles
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ed Brooke, rf, Washington
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, 3b, Los Angeles
Edwin Abbott Abbott, c, Kansas City
Edwin Balmer, rp, on waivers
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elihu Smails, cf, Compton
Elim Garak, mr, Multiverse
Elizabeth Robinson, sp, Paddington
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emily DiDonato, mr, Milan
Enrique Collar, rf, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, rp, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Baltimore
Ernest Robinson, sp, Paddington
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton
Eva Mendes, rp, on waivers

F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Baltimore
Ferran Adrià, sp, Kansas City
Fez, mr, Los Angeles
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Franklin Delano Bluth, cf, on waivers
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, rp, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, rp, Washington
Frederik Willem de Klerk, c, Sao Paulo
Fritti Tailchaser, rp, on waivers
Fritz Robinson, 2b, Paddington

Gabriel Chagas, ss, Cyberspace/on waivers
Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Baltimore
Garfield, rp, on waivers
Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Multiverse
Gene Parmesan, lf, Los Angeles
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Seattle
George Takei, lf, on waivers
Gerd Muller, c, on waivers
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 2b, Kratovo
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Kratovo
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Glenn Close, c, Almaty
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Stratford
Grandmaster Flash, rp, Compton
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Grim Ripper, lf, San Jose
Grumpy Cat, sp, on waivers
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, lf, Seattle
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City

Hailey Clauson, rp, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harold Varmus, lf, Baltimore
Harri Holkeri, 3b, on waivers
Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Helmut Kohl, lf, San Jose
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Sao Paulo
Herbert Love, rp, Los Angeles
Hero, lf, Stratford
Heston Blumenthal, rp, on waivers
Hideous Hog, cf, Compton
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Homer Bone, rf, Stratford
Horatio Seymour, rf, Almaty
Hosea Jan Frank, 3b, Cyberspace
Hugo Black, sp, Compton
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Kratovo
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Imoen, lf, on waivers
Ines Rivero, mr, Milan
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace

Jabberwock, c, on waivers
Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse
Jack Robinson, lf, Paddington
Jackie Robinson, lf, Almaty
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
Jake Brigance, 1b, Compton
Jake Marshall, rf, San Jose
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James Murray, rp, Washington
James Taylor, rp, Seattle
Jamie Casino, mr, Compton
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Kansas City
Jason Bateman, ss, Los Angeles
Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Kansas City
Jaya Ballard, mr, on waivers
Jefferson Davis, 3b, Almaty
Jennifer Hawkins, rp, Milan
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jerry Cantrell, rf, Sao Paulo
Jessi Smiles, lf, Cyberspace
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Halpert, rp, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Jimmy James, rp, Kansas City
Joanna Dark, sp, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, Cyberspace
Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Hurd, 1b, Cyberspace/on waivers
John Kerry, ss, Almaty
John Lyly, ss, Stratford
John McCain, lf, Almaty
John Stockton, 3b, Multiverse
John Taylor, sp, Compton
John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jonathan Carroll, c, on waivers
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Josephine Skriver, rp, Milan
Josh Donn, ss, Los Angeles
Joshua Nolan, cf, Multiverse
Joss Whedon, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 2b, Milan
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Juan Corrida, 1b, Paddington
Judge Reinhold, lf, Los Angeles
Judy Garland, rf, Sao Paulo
Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace

Kaitlin Olson, c, Sao Paulo
Kakoko Etepe, ss, Kratovo
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Baltimore
Katharine McPhee, sp, Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Milan/Seattle
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kevin Malone, rf, Los Angeles
Key Pittman, c, Washington
Kid, 2b, San Jose
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
King Karl XIII, rp, Baltimore
Kirsten Gillibrand, c, Multiverse
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Seattle/Milan
Kool G Rap, cf, Compton
Kosh, 3b, Multiverse
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Ladislav Novak, sp, Sao Paulo
Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, Compton
Lady Macbeth, rf, Stratford
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Seattle
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Almaty
Larry Mullen Jr., rp, Seattle
Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, Milan
Lauren Beukes, mr, Seattle
Lauren Mellor, ss, Sao Paulo
Leland Stanford, lf, on waivers
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Leonardo DiCaprio, lf, on waivers
Leonato, rf, Stratford
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Baltimore
Lewis Schwellenbach, rp, Washington
Lieutenant Felina Feral, lf, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Liliana Vess, rp, Multiverse
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Lindsay Funke, rf, Stratford
Lisa Edelstein, 3b, on waivers
Lisa Kudrow, 2b, on waivers
Liu Cixin, sp, Baltimore
Lois Lowry, sp, Paddington
Louis Eustache Ude, 3b, on waivers
Louk Verhees Jr., c, on waivers
Lowell Mather, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Cyberspace
Lucretia Mott, 3b, Kansas City
Ludwig Quidde, sp, Seattle
Luis Artime, cf, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kansas City
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo

Maahes, 3b, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Mad Hatter, rp, Paddington
Maeby Funke, 2b, on waivers
Maggey Byrde, 1b, San Jose
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Compton
Manfred von Karma, sp, San Jose
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
Marcelo Branco, 2b, Cyberspace
March Hare, rp, Paddington
Marco Rubio, mr, Washington
Margaret Sanger, mr, Kansas City
Maria Taylor, c, Multiverse
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Milan/Seattle
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace
Martok, sp, Stratford
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Marvin Grossberg, ss, San Jose
Mary-Kate Olsen, c, Sao Paulo
Matt Followill, ss, Los Angeles/on waivers
Matteo Renzi, ss, Stratford
Matthew Caws, sp, Seattle
Max Baucus, rp, on waivers
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, sp, San Jose
Mia Fey, sp, Sao Paulo
Michael Bluth, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Michael Chabon, sp, Seattle
Michael Mizrachi, rp, on waivers
Michele Merkin, rp, on waivers
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Washington
Mike McDonald, mr, Multiverse
Mike Meekins, rp, San Jose
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Miles O'Brien, sp, on waivers
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, c, Kratovo
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Mistress Page, lf, on waivers
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Kansas City
Mr. Jinks, cf, Seattle
Mr. Mistoffelees, c, Philadelphia
Muezza, c, Philadelphia
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace
Natalie Imbruglia, rp, on waivers
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Baltimore
Neil McCormick, 2b, on waivers
Neko Case, rp, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Paddington
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo

Olivia Munn, rp, Seattle
Omar Epps, 1b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Oscar Bluth, c, Los Angeles
Oscar Martinez, sp, Los Angeles

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Pam Beesly, cf, Paddington
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, Paddington
Patricia McKillip, c, on waivers
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paul Wellstone, sp, on waivers
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Svidler, sp, Cyberspace
Petronius the Arbiter, c, on waivers
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, c, Los Angeles
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Puss in Boots, mr, Baltimore

Q, sp, on waivers
Queen Catifah, cf, Sao Paulo
Queen of Hearts, ss, Paddington

Rakim, cf, Seattle
Raul Musibay, 1b, Kansas City
Rebecca Black, sp, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, cf, Los Angeles
Regina Spektor, mr, Los Angeles
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, sp, Compton
Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington
Richard Parker, rp, Stratford
Richard Stallman, rf, on waivers
Ridley Scott, ss, on waivers
Rob Rensenbrink, rf, Kratovo
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Baltimore
Robert La Follette, rp, Washington
Robert Ritchie, rf, Almaty
Robert Sean Leonard, sp, Los Angeles
Roberto Perfumo, sp, Kratovo
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Taylor, 2b, Sao Paulo
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Roy Anderson, rp, Los Angeles
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace
Rustin Cohle, sp, Compton
Ryan Adams, 3b, Seattle

Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Kansas City
Secretary Bird, c, Cyberspace
Shere Khan, sp, Baltimore
Sidney Howard, 3b, Stratford
Sidney Kingsley, c, Stratford
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Kansas City
Skimbleshanks, sp, Philadelphia
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, lf, Multiverse
Spike Lee, 2b, Sao Paulo
Squee Goblin Nabob, cf, Philadelphia/on waivers
Stan Lee, sp, Sao Paulo
Stanley Hudson, rp, Los Angeles
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Multiverse
Steve Young, lf, Almaty
Stimpy, mr, Baltimore
Stjepan Mesic, rp, on waivers
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty

Talia Winters, cf, Multiverse
Tantomile, cf, Philadelphia
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, rp, Multiverse
Taylor Hicks, sp, Seattle
Taylor Swift, sp, Seattle/Milan
Ted Kennedy, sp, Washington
The Doctor, lf, Washington
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Stratford
Thomas Sanders, lf, on waivers
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tim Tebow, mr, on waivers
Tina Fey, rp, Sao Paulo
Tobias Funke, sp, Cyberspace
Tom Brown, lf, Paddington
Tom Petty, lf, on waivers
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, 3b, San Jose
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Philadelphia
Torquil Campbell, 2b, Almaty
Tryfon Gavriel, rp, Kansas City
Tuvok, mr, Multiverse

Ugo Locatelli, 3b, on waivers

Vaevictis Asmadi, ss, Multiverse
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Grignard, c, Baltimore
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Warren Magnuson, sp, Washington
Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Watson Squire, rp, Washington
Wes Unseld, sp, Baltimore
White Rabbit, 2b, Los Angeles
Who Dey, ss, Baltimore
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William J. Brennan Jr., sp, Baltimore
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Cyberspace
William Robinson, cf, Paddington
William Seward, sp, Washington
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Baltimore
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose
Yevgeny Zamyatin, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace
Zack Allan, 1b, on waivers

By position

Catchers

Admetus, Philadelphia
Andrej Kvasnak, on waivers
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Seattle
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Caitriona Balfe, on waivers
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, Paddington
Dominique Reighard, Los Angeles
Edwin Abbott Abbott, Kansas City
Frederik Willem de Klerk, Sao Paulo
Gerd Muller, on waivers
Glenn Close, Almaty
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Jabberwock, on waivers
Jawaharlal Nehru, Kansas City
Jonathan Carroll, on waivers
Kaitlin Olson, Sao Paulo
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Key Pittman, Washington
Kirsten Gillibrand, Multiverse
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Louk Verhees Jr., on waivers
Macbeth, Stratford
Maria Taylor, Multiverse
Mary-Kate Olsen, Sao Paulo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, Kratovo
Mr. Mistoffelees, Philadelphia
Muezza, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Patricia McKillip, on waivers
Petronius the Arbiter, on waivers
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, Los Angeles
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Cyberspace
Sidney Kingsley, Stratford
Victor Grignard, Baltimore

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Andy Bernard, Los Angeles
Ann Leckie, on waivers
Annette Bening, Almaty
Apolo, Paddington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Carl Levin, Baltimore
Coco Rocha, Milan
Commander Ulysses Feral, Philadelphia
Dale Earnhardt Jr., Sao Paulo
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, on waivers
Donalbain, Stratford
Garruk Wildspeaker, Multiverse
George Michael Bluth, Seattle
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Stratford
Jake Brigance, Compton
Jessica White, Milan
John Hurd, Cyberspace/on waivers
Juan Corrida, Paddington
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kansas City
Maggey Byrde, San Jose
Omar Epps, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Raul Musibay, Kansas City
Toni Garrn, Washington
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford
Zack Allan, on waivers

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Baltimore
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Angelina Jolie, Sao Paulo
Barend Biesheuvel, Compton
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Coricopat, Philadelphia
Deryck Whibley, Multiverse
Doris Lessing, Paddington
Ferdinand Braun, Baltimore
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Kratovo
Henry Rider Haggard, Sao Paulo
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
Jourdan Miller, Milan
Kid, San Jose
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lisa Kudrow, on waivers
Lucille Bluth, Cyberspace
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Maeby Funke, on waivers
Marcelo Branco, Cyberspace
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, San Jose
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Kansas City
Neil McCormick, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, Paddington
Patty Murray, Washington
Paul Simon, Seattle
Richard Lugar, Washington
Roger Taylor, Sao Paulo
Spike Lee, Sao Paulo
Stephen Franklin, Multiverse
Tony the Tiger, Philadelphia
Torquil Campbell, Almaty
White Rabbit, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kratovo
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Cat Sith, Philadelphia
Dale Cooper, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, Los Angeles
Einars Repse, Washington
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, Baltimore
Harri Holkeri, on waivers
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jane Jacobs, Kansas City
Jefferson Davis, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, Cyberspace
John Stockton, Multiverse
John W. Davis, Almaty
Joss Whedon, Sao Paulo
Kosh, Multiverse
Lisa Edelstein, on waivers
Louis Eustache Ude, on waivers
Lucretia Mott, Kansas City
Maahes, Philadelphia
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Robert A. Millikan, Baltimore
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Sidney Howard, Stratford
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, San Jose
Ugo Locatelli, on waivers
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
Al Franken, on waivers
Al Smith, Almaty
Atticus Finch, Compton
Big Daddy Kane, Compton
Cheshire Cat, Paddington
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Baltimore
Earl Warren, Compton
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Gabriel Chagas, Cyberspace/on waivers
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
Jack Carter, Multiverse
Jason Bateman, Los Angeles
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
John Kerry, Almaty
John Lyly, Stratford
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Josh Donn, Los Angeles
Kakoko Etepe, Kratovo
Laimdota Straujuma, Seattle
Lara Dutta, Milan
Lauren Mellor, Sao Paulo
Marvin Grossberg, San Jose
Matt Followill, Los Angeles/on waivers
Matteo Renzi, Stratford
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, Paddington
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Ridley Scott, on waivers
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Simone de Beauvoir, Kansas City
Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
Who Dey, Baltimore
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Angela Martin, Los Angeles
Bono, Seattle
Catharine MacKinnon, Kansas City
Chad Smith, Kansas City
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
Damon Gant, on waivers
Dustin Prince, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gene Parmesan, Los Angeles
George Takei, on waivers
Giancarlo De Sisti, Kratovo
Grim Ripper, San Jose
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, Seattle
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Harold Varmus, Baltimore
Helmut Kohl, San Jose
Hero, Stratford
Imoen, on waivers
Jack Robinson, Paddington
Jackie Robinson, Almaty
Jessi Smiles, Cyberspace
John McCain, Almaty
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Karl Landsteiner, Baltimore
Kelly Gale, Milan
Leland Stanford, on waivers
Leonardo DiCaprio, on waivers
Lieutenant Felina Feral, Los Angeles/Cyberspace
Martha Hunt, Milan
Mike Mansfield, Washington
Mistress Page, on waivers
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Multiverse
Steve Young, Almaty
The Doctor, Washington
Thomas Sanders, on waivers
Tom Brown, Paddington
Tom Petty, on waivers

Center Fielders

Adlai Stevenson, Almaty
Alia Shawkat, Sao Paulo
Allira Cohrs, Philadelphia
Allison Blake, on waivers
Andres Guibert, Baltimore
Ariel Meredith, Milan
Bill Bradley, Multiverse
Charles Scott Sherrington, Baltimore
Che Guevara, on waivers
Claudio, Kratovo
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Daniel Webster, Washington
David Grainger, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Driss Bamous, on waivers
Elihu Smails, Compton
Franklin Delano Bluth, on waivers
Hideous Hog, Compton
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
Joshua Nolan, Multiverse
Konrad Adenauer, Seattle/Milan
Kool G Rap, Compton
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Almaty
Luis Artime, Kratovo
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, Milan/Seattle
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Michael Bluth, Los Angeles/on waivers
Mr. Jinks, Seattle
Pam Beesly, Paddington
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Queen Catifah, Sao Paulo
Rakim, Seattle
Rebel Alley, Los Angeles
Squee Goblin Nabob, Philadelphia/on waivers
Talia Winters, Multiverse
Tantomile, Philadelphia
Thomas Hunt Morgan, Stratford
William Robinson, Paddington

Right Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Baltimore
Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, Compton
Archbishop Makarios III, Cyberspace
Benjamin Netanyahu, Sao Paulo
Blaze the Cat, Philadelphia
Bryan Adams, on waivers
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Charles Evans Hughes, Almaty
Chromium Rhuell, Multiverse
Ed Brooke, Washington
Enrique Collar, Kratovo
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Homer Bone, Stratford
Horatio Seymour, Almaty
Ignacio Zoco, Kratovo
Jake Marshall, San Jose
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
Jerry Cantrell, Sao Paulo
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
Kevin Malone, Los Angeles
Lady Deirdre Skye, Compton
Lady Macbeth, Stratford
Laura Kirkpatrick, Milan
Leonato, Stratford
Lindsay Funke, Stratford
Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, Compton
Pat McCarran, Washington
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City
Richard Stallman, on waivers
Rob Rensenbrink, Kratovo
Robert Ritchie, Almaty
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Adande Thorne, Cyberspace
Albert Schweitzer, Los Angeles
Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Alice, Paddington
Amy Millan, Almaty
Andy Dufresne, Kansas City
Arcades Sabboth, Multiverse
Babou, Los Angeles
Baggage, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, Washington
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Beatrice, Stratford
Benedick, Stratford
Benjamin Sisko, on waivers
Cassandra Jean, Milan/Sao Paulo
Caterpillar, Paddington
Chandra Nalaar, Multiverse
Charles G. Dawes, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, Milan
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Daniel Ellsberg, Kansas City
Dwight K. Schrute, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Robinson, Paddington
Ema Skye, San Jose
Ernest Robinson, Paddington
F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
Ferran Adrià, Kansas City
George Kelly, Kratovo
Grumpy Cat, on waivers
Harry Mason, San Jose
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Hugo Black, Compton
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Joanna Dark, Almaty
John Taylor, Compton
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Katharine McPhee, Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Kelly Rohrbach, Milan/Seattle
Kes, Sao Paulo
Ladislav Novak, Sao Paulo
Liu Cixin, Baltimore
Lois Lowry, Paddington
Ludwig Quidde, Seattle
Manfred von Karma, San Jose
Martok, Stratford
Matthew Caws, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, San Jose
Mia Fey, Sao Paulo
Michael Chabon, Seattle
Miles O'Brien, on waivers
Nathan Soderblom, Baltimore
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Oscar Martinez, Los Angeles
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Paul Wellstone, on waivers
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Svidler, Cyberspace
Q, on waivers
Rebecca Black, Los Angeles
Richard Henry Lee, Compton
Robert Sean Leonard, Los Angeles
Roberto Perfumo, Kratovo
Rustin Cohle, Compton
Shere Khan, Baltimore
Skimbleshanks, Philadelphia
Stan Lee, Sao Paulo
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Taylor Hicks, Seattle
Taylor Swift, Seattle/Milan
Ted Kennedy, Washington
Tobias Funke, Cyberspace
Warren Magnuson, Washington
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
Wes Unseld, Baltimore
William J. Brennan Jr., Baltimore
William Pappaconstantinou, Cyberspace
William Seward, Washington
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Yevgeny Zamyatin, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Zach King, Cyberspace

Middle Relievers

Adam Clayton, Seattle
Alain Ducasse, Kansas City
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Carter Scholz, on waivers
Cowardly Lion, Multiverse
Elim Garak, Multiverse
Emily DiDonato, Milan
Fez, Los Angeles
Henry Bone, Paddington
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Ines Rivero, Milan
Jamie Casino, Compton
Jaya Ballard, on waivers
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Lauren Beukes, Seattle
Leonid Kantorovich, Baltimore
Lowell Mather, Los Angeles/on waivers
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Marco Rubio, Washington
Margaret Sanger, Kansas City
Mike McDonald, Multiverse
Puss in Boots, Baltimore
Regina Spektor, Los Angeles
Scar, Kansas City
Simona Halep, Almaty
Stimpy, Baltimore
Tim Tebow, on waivers
Tuvok, Multiverse
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Abe Burrows, Stratford
Ajani Goldmane, Multiverse
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Anatole France, on waivers
Andi Dorfman, Compton
Anita Sarkeesian, Philadelphia
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Big Bank Hank, on waivers
Burton Wheeler, Washington
Bustopher Jones, Philadelphia
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Cory Booker, Philadelphia
Crookshanks, Philadelphia
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
Dogberry, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, Seattle
Don Pedro, Stratford
Dynaheir, San Jose
Edwin Balmer, on waivers
Eric Stoner, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Baltimore
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Eva Mendes, on waivers
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, Washington
Fritti Tailchaser, on waivers
Garfield, on waivers
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Grandmaster Flash, Compton
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Herbert Love, Los Angeles
Heston Blumenthal, on waivers
Hobbes, Philadelphia
James Murray, Washington
James Taylor, Seattle
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jim Halpert, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, Compton
Jimmy James, Kansas City
John Hoynes, Almaty
Josephine Skriver, Milan
Julianne Moore, Almaty
Kim Shattuck, Seattle
King Karl XIII, Baltimore
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lana Skye, San Jose
Larry Mullen Jr., Seattle
Lewis Schwellenbach, Washington
Liliana Vess, Multiverse
Mad Hatter, Paddington
March Hare, Paddington
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace
Max Baucus, on waivers
Michael Mizrachi, on waivers
Michele Merkin, on waivers
Mike Meekins, San Jose
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace
Natalie Imbruglia, on waivers
Neko Case, on waivers
Olivia Munn, Seattle
Paulina Vega, Milan
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Richard Parker, Stratford
Robert La Follette, Washington
Roy Anderson, Los Angeles
Stanley Hudson, Los Angeles
Stjepan Mesic, on waivers
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, Multiverse
Tigger, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, Sao Paulo
Tryfon Gavriel, Kansas City
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Watson Squire, Washington
Wladyslaw Reymont, Baltimore