Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 20, c (55 G, -1.8 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40)
• 4696 Kaitlin Olson, 20, c (48 G, 1.4 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40)
• 4692 Mary-Kate Olsen, 20, c (25 G, -5.6 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40)
• 4556 Frederik Willem de Klerk, 19, c (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4654 Dale Earnhardt Jr., 20, 1b (42 G, -1.4 DR/40, -10.4 OR/40)
• 4371 Henry Rider Haggard, 21, 2b (144 G, -5.3 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4672 Spike Lee, 19, 2b (21 G, -2.9 DR/40, -13.5 OR/40)
• 4619 Joss Whedon, 20, 3b (82 G, -1.1 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4194 Lauren Mellor, 24, ss (98 G, -3.6 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4626 James Cameron, 19, cf (40 G, -8.0 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4521 Jerry Cantrell, 20, rf (58 G, -2.0 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4705 Judy Garland, 19, rf (43 G, -0.6 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40)
• 4520 Benjamin Netanyahu, 19, rf (11 G, -6.5 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 21, sp (31 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4322 Mia Fey, 21, sp (29 G, -13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4690 Stan Lee, 19, sp (24 G, -12.3 PRAA/300)
• 4325 Kes, 21, sp (22 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4351 Cassandra Jean, 21, sp (17 G, -16.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 22, mr (54 G, -4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4648 Prince William, 21, rp (47 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4689 Tina Fey, 18, rp (12 G, -8.2 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4552 Queen Catifah, 19, cf (63 G, -19.4 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)
• 4541 Ladislav Novak, 21, sp (26 G, -23.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4495 Roger Taylor, 20, 2b (19 G, -4.6 DR/40, -17.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4660 Angelina Jolie, 19, 2b
• 4668 Alia Shawkat, 18, cf
• 4665 Luke Perry, 19, 2b