Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 4654 Dale Earnhardt Jr., 21, 1b (70 G, -0.1 DR/40, -10.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4750 Nicole Kidman, 19, 1b (37 G, 0.1 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 4371 Henry Rider Haggard, 22, 2b (182 G, -4.2 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 4619 Joss Whedon, 21, 3b (115 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 4803 Matthew Broderick, 20, 3b (23 G, -4.2 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4194 Lauren Mellor, 25, ss (121 G, -3.6 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4743 Mark Hamill, 21, ss (41 G, 2.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 4544 Blit Wizbok, 21, lf (101 G, 1.9 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40)
- 4705 Judy Garland, 20, lf (89 G, -0.3 DR/40, 9.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 21, lf (75 G, -0.9 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40)
- 4626 James Cameron, 20, cf (65 G, -5.9 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4768 Cloris Leachman, 21, cf (41 G, -1.6 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 4617 Hugo Chavez, 22, sp (49 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4325 Kes, 22, sp (39 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4795 Oliver North, 18, sp (18 G, -11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4584 Babou, 19, sp (4 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 4372 Jon Tester, 23, mr (85 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4648 Prince William, 22, rp (79 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4351 Cassandra Jean, 22, rp (47 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4689 Tina Fey, 19, rp (38 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 4556 Frederik Willem de Klerk, 20, c (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 4800 Laurence Fishburne, 17, mr (14 G, -28.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4660 Angelina Jolie, 20, 2b (who?)
- 4814 Hugh Jackman, 19, ss (who?)
- 4815 Scarlett Johansson, 17, 1b (who?)
- 4665 Luke Perry, 20, 2b (who?)