Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 3871 Louk Verhees Jr., 27, c (216 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
• 4280 Patricia McKillip, 22, c (135 G, -0.4 DR/40, -11.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4335 Gerd Muller, 24, c (73 G, -0.4 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4539 Petronius the Arbiter, 20, c (59 G, -11.6 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4388 Jonathan Carroll, 23, c (34 G, -5.3 DR/40, -12.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4545 Andrej Kvasnak, 19, c (who?)
• 4610 Caitriona Balfe, 18, c (who?)
• 4549 Jabberwock, 19, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 3667 Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 33, 1b (583 G, -2.5 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4008 John Hurd, 25, 1b (219 G, 0.4 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4255 Zack Allan, 26, 1b (113 G, 4.3 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4415 Ann Leckie, 22, 1b (66 G, -2.4 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4698 Omar Epps, 19, 1b
• 4075 Maeby Funke, 29, 2b (217 G, -2.8 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4642 Lisa Kudrow, 19, 2b (who?)
• 4726 Neil McCormick, 18, 2b
• 3708 Harri Holkeri, 29, 3b (371 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4412 Ugo Locatelli, 24, 3b (97 G, -0.1 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4666 Lisa Edelstein, 19, 3b
• 4611 Louis Eustache Ude, 21, 3b (who?)
• 3792 Gabriel Chagas, 31, ss (475 G, 2.4 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3781 Al Franken, 29, ss (295 G, -1.7 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3804 Matt Followill, 28, ss (233 G, -1.8 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40)
• 4562 Ridley Scott, 20, ss (38 G, -1.4 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3692 Leonardo DiCaprio, 32, lf (446 G, -1.3 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3782 Tom Petty, 31, lf (320 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4313 Imoen, 26, lf (102 G, -7.1 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4457 Leland Stanford, 22, lf (87 G, -9.9 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4503 Damon Gant, 20, lf (52 G, -8.9 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40)
• 4315 George Takei, 23, lf (43 G, -0.6 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4586 Mistress Page, 20, lf (18 G, 0.9 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4564 Dustin Prince, 18, lf
• 4676 Thomas Sanders, 18, lf
• 3767 Che Guevara, 30, cf (350 G, 2.8 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3988 Michael Bluth, 29, cf (279 G, -1.2 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3901 Franklin Delano Bluth, 27, cf (211 G, 2.2 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4543 Squee Goblin Nabob, 20, cf (79 G, -8.4 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40)
• 4373 Allison Blake, 23, cf (79 G, -1.2 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4686 Driss Bamous, 21, cf
• 4408 Bryan Adams, 20, rf (1 G, 24.0 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4402 Richard Stallman, 20, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 3776 Paul Wellstone, 28, sp (194 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3724 Miles O'Brien, 32, sp (192 G, 0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3843 Benjamin Sisko, 31, sp (175 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4379 Yevgeny Zamyatin, 22, sp (61 G, -9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4365 Grumpy Cat, 21, sp (29 G, -13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4424 Q, 21, sp (18 G, -30.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3297 Lowell Mather, 36, mr (287 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4630 Jaya Ballard, 27, mr (39 G, -9.6 PRAA/300)
• 4430 Carter Scholz, 20, mr (23 G, -26.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4576 Tim Tebow, 18, mr (19 G, -16.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3497 Anatole France, 36, rp (344 G, 12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3520 Neko Case, 35, rp (322 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4112 Stjepan Mesic, 28, rp (87 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4353 Edwin Balmer, 22, rp (61 G, -16.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4341 Michael Mizrachi, 23, rp (59 G, -11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4664 Garfield, 27, rp (54 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4464 Fritti Tailchaser, 22, rp (50 G, -14.4 PRAA/300)
• 4390 Max Baucus, 25, rp (20 G, -16.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4638 Eva Mendes, 27, rp (16 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4635 Natalie Imbruglia, 20, rp (who?)
• 4661 Michele Merkin, 20, rp
• 4515 Heston Blumenthal, 19, rp (who?)
• 4504 Big Bank Hank, 22, rp (who?)