Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4888 Mark Wahlberg, 21, c (30 G, -1.7 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4654 Dale Earnhardt Jr., 22, 1b (97 G, -0.0 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4750 Nicole Kidman, 20, 1b (79 G, 2.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4371 Henry Rider Haggard, 23, 2b (222 G, -2.2 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 21, 2b (22 G, 5.8 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 21, 3b (66 G, -3.6 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 22, ss (88 G, 3.1 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 22, lf (143 G, 2.5 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40)
• 4705 Judy Garland, 21, lf (134 G, -0.2 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 21, lf (39 G, 0.2 DR/40, -14.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4626 James Cameron, 21, cf (105 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4768 Cloris Leachman, 22, cf (74 G, -1.6 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 22, rf (114 G, -0.7 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 23, sp (67 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 23, sp (51 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 21, sp (14 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 24, mr (112 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 20, mr (26 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4864 William Jefferson Clinton, 19, mr (26 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4648 Prince William, 23, rp (106 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4689 Tina Fey, 20, rp (61 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4619 Joss Whedon, 22, 3b (115 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4584 Babou, 20, sp (4 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4660 Angelina Jolie, 21, 2b (who?)
• 4848 Wil Wheaton, 20, ss (who?)
• 4741 Sorin Markov, 18, sp
• 4814 Hugh Jackman, 20, ss (who?)