Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4381 Sidney Kingsley, 25, c (252 G, 1.2 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4654 Dale Earnhardt Jr., 23, 1b (132 G, 0.3 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4750 Nicole Kidman, 21, 1b (110 G, 1.0 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 26, 2b (311 G, 0.2 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 22, 2b (59 G, 2.0 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 22, 3b (101 G, -1.0 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 23, ss (136 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 23, lf (184 G, 3.6 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)
• 4705 Judy Garland, 22, lf (180 G, -0.1 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4626 James Cameron, 22, cf (148 G, -0.6 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4768 Cloris Leachman, 23, cf (97 G, -1.9 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 22, cf (70 G, 1.7 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 23, rf (156 G, -0.1 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 24, sp (84 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 24, sp (67 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 22, sp (28 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 25, mr (139 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4864 William Jefferson Clinton, 20, mr (57 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 21, mr (53 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4648 Prince William, 24, rp (134 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4917 Dan Aykroyd, 20, rp (30 G, -11.3 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4371 Henry Rider Haggard, 24, 2b (234 G, -1.9 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4848 Wil Wheaton, 21, ss (who?)
• 4932 Ray Liotta, 20, ss
• 4814 Hugh Jackman, 21, ss (who?)
• 4901 Don Rickles, 19, rp
• 4945 Minka Kelly, 20, c