Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 4490 Mr. Mistoffelees, 21, c (123 G, -6.3 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4537 Mircea Lucescu, 24, c (43 G, -7.3 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4534 Dominique Reighard, 22, c (39 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4692 Mary-Kate Olsen, 22, c (35 G, -4.1 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4556 Frederik Willem de Klerk, 21, c (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4009 George Michael Bluth, 30, 1b (312 G, 0.3 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4643 Juan Corrida, 29, 1b (161 G, -1.6 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40)
• 4738 Sarah Jessica Parker, 20, 1b (11 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4815 Scarlett Johansson, 18, 1b (who?)
• 4818 Howard Bailey Jr., 20, 1b (who?)
• 3747 Barend Biesheuvel, 31, 2b (548 G, 1.3 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4465 Doris Lessing, 22, 2b (94 G, -5.0 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4084 Ferdinand Braun, 28, 2b (61 G, -1.2 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4640 Deryck Whibley, 20, 2b (23 G, -1.2 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4727 Andy Bernard, 19, 2b (who?)
• 4849 Leslie Hall, 17, 2b (who?)
• 3546 Lucretia Mott, 34, 3b (659 G, -1.5 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3835 Jourdan Miller, 30, 3b (297 G, -1.0 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4334 Sidney Howard, 27, 3b (271 G, 3.0 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4869 Drana Kalastria Bloodchief, 20, 3b
• 4017 Academician Prokhor Zakharov, 28, ss (352 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4184 John Lyly, 29, ss (249 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4862 Goldie Hawn, 17, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4155 Chad Smith, 27, lf (213 G, -1.4 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4492 Jake Marshall, 25, lf (101 G, 0.6 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40)
• 4841 Hal "Otacon" Emmerich, 18, lf (who?)
• 3737 Ariel Meredith, 33, cf (567 G, 1.5 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4251 Elihu Smails, 28, cf (208 G, 3.8 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4153 Thomas Hunt Morgan, 28, cf (204 G, 0.8 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4552 Queen Catifah, 21, cf (63 G, -19.4 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)
• 4663 Tantomile, 20, cf (48 G, -6.1 DR/40, -13.8 OR/40)
• 4872 Duncan, 21, cf (who?)
• 4015 Lady Deirdre Skye, 27, rf (333 G, -0.4 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40)
• 4637 Robert Ritchie, 24, rf (135 G, -7.1 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4714 Blaze the Cat, 21, rf (76 G, 3.4 DR/40, -11.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4786 Sarkhan Vol, 18, rf

Starters:

• 4175 Roberto Perfumo, 27, sp (122 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4083 Katharine McPhee, 29, sp (72 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4425 Lois Lowry, 23, sp (66 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4480 Skimbleshanks, 22, sp (40 G, -11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4795 Oliver North, 19, sp (18 G, -11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4790 Holly Flax, 19, sp (15 G, -32.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4867 Wilhelmus Lourens Johannes Suurbier, 21, sp (14 G, -23.9 PRAA/300)
• 4808 Tezzeret the Seeker, 21, sp (6 G, -26.0 PRAA/300)
• 4593 Rebecca Black, 21, sp (who?)
• 4722 Adande Thorne, 21, sp (who?)
• 4837 Lauren Caitlin Upton, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 3713 Mike McDonald, 34, mr (336 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3774 Stimpy, 31, mr (296 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4252 Cowardly Lion, 26, mr (91 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4800 Laurence Fishburne, 18, mr (14 G, -28.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4147 Kim Shattuck, 29, rp (216 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4225 Watson Squire, 27, rp (166 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4286 James Taylor, 28, rp (158 G, -2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4239 Dolores O'Riordan, 27, rp (149 G, -0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4376 Abe Burrows, 26, rp (119 G, -11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4165 Lewis Schwellenbach, 26, rp (52 G, -13.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4351 Cassandra Jean, 23, rp (47 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4484 Roy Anderson, 22, rp (23 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4799 Guillaume Tirel, 21, rp (12 G, -10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4813 Pouncequick, 20, rp
• 4812 Seyton, 20, rp
• 4787 Diggs, 18, rp (who?)
• 4835 Henry Françillon, 17, rp