Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 3809 Lenna Tycoon, 31, c (459 G, 0.5 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)
• 4696 Kaitlin Olson, 23, c (98 G, 1.0 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4186 Secretary Bird, 26, c (59 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4888 Mark Wahlberg, 22, c (30 G, -1.7 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4570 Raul Musibay, 30, 1b (160 G, 1.9 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4928 Ryan Newman, 21, 1b
• 4122 Albert A. Michelson, 30, 2b (455 G, 0.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4920 Mirri Cat Warrior, 18, 2b
• 4660 Angelina Jolie, 22, 2b (who?)
• 4103 Gabriel Lippmann, 31, 3b (394 G, 0.9 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4616 Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, 30, 3b (193 G, -2.2 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40)
• 4619 Joss Whedon, 23, 3b (115 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4740 AzMarie Livingston, 22, 3b (34 G, 4.0 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4821 Christian Slater, 20, 3b (who?)
• 4903 Owen Wilson, 18, 3b
• 4072 Who Dey, 32, ss (460 G, -1.2 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3832 Diogo Freitas do Amaral, 31, ss (437 G, -0.9 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4216 Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, 29, ss (344 G, 0.7 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4494 Queen of Hearts, 23, ss (74 G, -2.2 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4742 Gal Gadot, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3875 The Doctor, 34, lf (562 G, 1.7 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4035 Karl Landsteiner, 31, lf (435 G, 4.5 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4678 Tom Brown, 22, lf (13 G, -5.2 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4824 Ob Nixilis the Fallen, 21, lf
• 4220 Hideous Hog, 28, cf (260 G, 0.5 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
• 3974 Konrad Adenauer, 31, cf (259 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4493 Pam Beesly, 24, cf (91 G, -7.6 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4651 Kool G Rap, 24, cf (39 G, -6.7 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4668 Alia Shawkat, 21, cf (who?)
• 3732 Malala Yousafzai, 33, rf (531 G, 3.7 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4034 Lindsay Funke, 30, rf (330 G, 0.3 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4249 Ed Brooke, 29, rf (238 G, -4.7 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4326 Gene Parmesan, 27, rf (209 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4878 Quentin Burdick, 22, rf (34 G, -2.1 DR/40, -12.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4717 Commander Ulysses Feral, 21, rf (2 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4902 Donna Meagle, 21, rf

Starters:

• 3978 William Pappaconstantinou, 33, sp (199 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3770 Bartz Klauser, 31, sp (174 G, -4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4033 Daniel Ellsberg, 30, sp (173 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4354 John Taylor, 27, sp (120 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4667 Oscar Martinez, 21, sp (42 G, -13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4599 Ernest Robinson, 22, sp (38 G, -13.9 PRAA/300)
• 4751 Hubert Humphrey, 23, sp (23 G, -15.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4729 Baggage, 21, sp (19 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4850 Milton Young, 21, sp (18 G, -27.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4407 William J. Brennan Jr., 26, sp (16 G, -11.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4741 Sorin Markov, 19, sp
• 4893 Shalom Harlow, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 3841 Simona Halep, 34, mr (292 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3973 Bobby Moore, 31, mr (277 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3929 Leonid Kantorovich, 31, mr (249 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3969 Puss in Boots, 29, mr (224 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4608 Marco Rubio, 30, mr (115 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4579 Regina Spektor, 21, mr (57 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4710 Chandra Nalaar, 23, mr (48 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4702 Adam Clayton, 22, mr (26 G, -11.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4772 Milko Gaydarski, 22, mr (who?)
• 3604 Wladyslaw Reymont, 35, rp (327 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4489 Dogberry, 25, rp (128 G, -4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4462 Taylor Dayne, 26, rp (85 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4380 Maya Fey, 24, rp (28 G, -7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4567 Franz Robinson, 21, rp (6 G, -33.5 PRAA/300)
• 4735 Burton Wheeler, 24, rp (who?)
• 4964 Jared Followill, 18, rp