Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 31, c (317 G, 2.2 DR/40, 8.2 OR/40)
• 4566 Admetus, 22, c (30 G, 0.1 DR/40, -9.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 25, 1b (135 G, 2.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 25, 2b (261 G, 0.4 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40)
• 4529 Paul Simon, 25, 2b (207 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 26, 3b (299 G, 2.1 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4498 Cheshire Cat, 27, ss (254 G, 2.3 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 25, ss (250 G, -0.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4707 Bono, 24, lf (215 G, 0.0 DR/40, 11.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4435 Rebel Alley, 28, cf (307 G, 0.8 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40)
• 4547 Marion Morehouse, 25, cf (231 G, -0.8 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40)
• 4289 Ignacio Zoco, 28, rf (448 G, -0.7 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4460 Barbara Boxer, 28, sp (149 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 26, sp (126 G, 10.9 PRAA/300)
• 4855 Mick Jagger, 23, sp (54 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4704 Larry Mullen Jr., 23, sp (50 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4993 Julian Casablancas, 21, sp (26 G, 0.0 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 23, mr (144 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4174 Olivia Munn, 31, rp (227 G, 9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4884 Keith Richards, 21, rp (46 G, 11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 20, rp (who?)

Minors:

• 4136 Eric Stoner, 32, rp (240 G, 5.5 PRAA/300)
• 4628 Rakim, 24, cf (39 G, -3.9 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4565 Matthew Caws, 22, sp (19 G, -17.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4777 Nissa Revane, 22, rp (14 G, -21.4 PRAA/300)
• 4999 Osric, 17, rp
• 4938 Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, 19, rp