Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4381 Sidney Kingsley, 26, c (281 G, 1.4 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4945 Minka Kelly, 21, c (23 G, 2.3 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 4750 Nicole Kidman, 22, 1b (141 G, 1.1 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 23, 2b (99 G, 5.0 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 27, 3b (352 G, 0.7 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 23, 3b (137 G, -0.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 24, ss (175 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4848 Wil Wheaton, 22, ss (28 G, 4.4 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 24, lf (222 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)
• 4705 Judy Garland, 23, lf (222 G, -0.1 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4626 James Cameron, 23, cf (187 G, 1.4 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 23, cf (108 G, 4.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 24, rf (199 G, -0.4 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 25, sp (101 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 25, sp (83 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 23, sp (43 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 26, mr (162 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4864 William Jefferson Clinton, 21, mr (84 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4648 Prince William, 25, rp (155 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4653 Stanley Hudson, 26, rp (125 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 21, rp (28 G, 16.8 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4371 Henry Rider Haggard, 25, 2b (234 G, -1.9 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4654 Dale Earnhardt Jr., 24, 1b (132 G, 0.3 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 22, mr (70 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4814 Hugh Jackman, 22, ss (who?)
• 4901 Don Rickles, 20, rp
• 5002 Gerald Ford, 19, sp