Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 32, c (358 G, 2.3 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4367 Oscar Bluth, 28, c (253 G, 0.9 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 26, 1b (176 G, 2.2 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 26, 2b (301 G, 0.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4529 Paul Simon, 26, 2b (241 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 27, 3b (334 G, 2.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 26, ss (293 G, -0.0 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4498 Cheshire Cat, 28, ss (279 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4707 Bono, 25, lf (252 G, 0.1 DR/40, 11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4435 Rebel Alley, 29, cf (347 G, 0.7 DR/40, 10.2 OR/40)
• 4547 Marion Morehouse, 26, cf (267 G, -0.7 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40)
• 4628 Rakim, 25, cf (69 G, -4.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4289 Ignacio Zoco, 29, rf (496 G, -0.7 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4460 Barbara Boxer, 29, sp (170 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 27, sp (145 G, 12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4855 Mick Jagger, 24, sp (77 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4704 Larry Mullen Jr., 24, sp (63 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4993 Julian Casablancas, 22, sp (49 G, -4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 24, mr (169 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4884 Keith Richards, 22, rp (70 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5114 Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, 21, rp (28 G, -1.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5108 Fran Healy, 17, lf (who?)
• 4999 Osric, 18, rp (who?)
• 5135 Ian Stewart, 19, 1b (who?)
• 4938 Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, 20, rp (who?)
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 21, rp (who?)
• 5105 Mark Oliver Everett, 21, rp (who?)