Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4381 Sidney Kingsley, 27, c (318 G, 1.6 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4945 Minka Kelly, 22, c (42 G, 2.6 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 28, 1b (398 G, 1.0 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4750 Nicole Kidman, 23, 1b (174 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 24, 2b (143 G, 5.3 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 24, 3b (183 G, 0.0 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 25, ss (221 G, 2.7 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4848 Wil Wheaton, 23, ss (54 G, 1.6 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4705 Judy Garland, 24, lf (268 G, -0.1 DR/40, 6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 25, lf (260 G, 3.9 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40)
• 4626 James Cameron, 24, cf (226 G, 2.2 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 24, cf (146 G, 2.6 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 25, rf (243 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 26, sp (120 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 26, sp (94 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 24, sp (60 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 27, mr (181 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 27, rp (213 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4648 Prince William, 26, rp (180 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4653 Stanley Hudson, 27, rp (147 G, 9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 22, rp (51 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4654 Dale Earnhardt Jr., 25, 1b (132 G, 0.3 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4864 William Jefferson Clinton, 22, mr (89 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 23, mr (70 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5081 Dave Barry, 21, rp (5 G, 16.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 18, 3b (who?)
• 5002 Gerald Ford, 20, sp (who?)