Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4381 Sidney Kingsley, 28, c (355 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4592 Key Pittman, 28, c (332 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 29, 1b (439 G, 0.9 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4750 Nicole Kidman, 24, 1b (204 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4650 Tony the Tiger, 26, 2b (372 G, 0.9 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 25, 2b (186 G, 5.2 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 25, 3b (230 G, 0.5 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 26, ss (266 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4848 Wil Wheaton, 24, ss (71 G, 2.5 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4705 Judy Garland, 25, lf (308 G, -0.1 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4626 James Cameron, 25, cf (264 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 25, cf (182 G, 2.4 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 26, rf (283 G, 0.9 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 27, sp (136 G, 10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 27, sp (105 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 25, sp (76 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 28, mr (200 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 28, rp (230 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4653 Stanley Hudson, 28, rp (173 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 23, rp (76 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5081 Dave Barry, 22, rp (25 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 26, lf (281 G, 4.0 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 4648 Prince William, 27, rp (180 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 24, mr (78 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4945 Minka Kelly, 23, c (42 G, 2.6 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 19, cf (who?)
• 5002 Gerald Ford, 21, sp (who?)