Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4592 Key Pittman, 29, c (377 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4381 Sidney Kingsley, 29, c (374 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 30, 1b (478 G, 1.0 DR/40, 8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4650 Tony the Tiger, 27, 2b (422 G, 0.9 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 26, 2b (220 G, 5.2 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 26, 3b (274 G, 0.5 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 28, ss (368 G, -0.0 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 27, ss (310 G, 2.8 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4705 Judy Garland, 26, lf (352 G, 0.4 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4707 Bono, 27, lf (326 G, 0.1 DR/40, 9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 27, lf (319 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
• 4626 James Cameron, 26, cf (305 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 26, cf (221 G, 2.2 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 28, sp (153 G, 10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 28, sp (120 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 26, sp (94 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 29, mr (227 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 29, rp (246 G, 10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4648 Prince William, 28, rp (202 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 24, rp (105 G, 11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5081 Dave Barry, 23, rp (49 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 27, rf (283 G, 0.9 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40)
• 4653 Stanley Hudson, 29, rp (173 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4848 Wil Wheaton, 25, ss (82 G, 2.4 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 25, mr (78 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 20, cf (who?)
• 5002 Gerald Ford, 22, sp (who?)