Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4592 Key Pittman, 30, c (421 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4381 Sidney Kingsley, 30, c (384 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 31, 1b (514 G, 1.0 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4650 Tony the Tiger, 28, 2b (472 G, 1.0 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 27, 2b (249 G, 5.1 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 27, 3b (321 G, 1.1 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 29, ss (390 G, 0.1 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 28, ss (359 G, 3.3 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4705 Judy Garland, 27, lf (400 G, 0.6 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4707 Bono, 28, lf (362 G, 0.5 DR/40, 9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4626 James Cameron, 27, cf (341 G, 1.9 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 27, cf (267 G, 2.0 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4560 Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, 28, rf (325 G, 0.8 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 29, sp (168 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 29, sp (135 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 27, sp (111 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 30, mr (249 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 26, mr (98 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 30, rp (273 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 25, rp (132 G, 13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5081 Dave Barry, 24, rp (71 G, 9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 28, lf (319 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
• 4725 Muezza, 27, c (304 G, 1.6 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4648 Prince William, 29, rp (202 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5311 Rick Moranis, 21, rp
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 21, cf (who?)
• 5002 Gerald Ford, 23, sp (who?)