Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4381 Sidney Kingsley, 31, c (391 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4725 Muezza, 28, c (347 G, 1.6 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 32, 1b (552 G, 1.2 DR/40, 9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4650 Tony the Tiger, 29, 2b (522 G, 1.1 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 28, 2b (285 G, 4.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 28, 3b (367 G, 0.9 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 30, ss (410 G, 0.0 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 29, ss (408 G, 3.4 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4572 Guido Anchovy, 28, lf (444 G, -0.3 DR/40, 9.8 OR/40)
• 4707 Bono, 29, lf (402 G, 0.5 DR/40, 9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4626 James Cameron, 28, cf (386 G, 2.3 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 28, cf (308 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4886 Truman the Tiger, 26, rf (180 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 30, sp (184 G, 11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 30, sp (146 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 28, sp (129 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 31, mr (272 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 27, mr (124 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 31, rp (298 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 26, rp (153 G, 13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5081 Dave Barry, 25, rp (95 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4705 Judy Garland, 28, lf (430 G, 0.9 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4544 Blit Wizbok, 29, lf (319 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
• 4648 Prince William, 30, rp (202 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 22, cf (17 G, 3.3 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5454 Jason Sudeikis, 19, rp (who?)
• 5311 Rick Moranis, 22, rp (who?)