Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 374 Joey Barnes, 28, c (199 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 972 Lou Grant, 19, 1b (33 G, -3.8 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 63 Angela Merkel, 28, 2b (273 G, 1.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 23, 2b (205 G, -2.8 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 576 Maynard G. Krebs, 23, 2b (184 G, 1.7 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 868 Jan Brady, 22, 2b (9 G, 4.4 DR/40, -16.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 316 Xzar, 30, 3b (289 G, 0.2 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 22, ss (147 G, 4.4 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 118 Theodore Roosevelt, 31, lf (286 G, 2.2 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 845 Marcia Brady, 20, lf (61 G, 7.1 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 26, cf (290 G, 1.3 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 24, rf (190 G, 4.4 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 25, sp (125 G, 8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 332 Iolo Fitzowen, 34, sp (115 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 25, sp (111 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 909 Mary Richards, 19, sp (12 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 27, mr (114 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 23, rp (120 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 439 Nick Drake, 25, rp (106 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 23, rp (79 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 19, rp (29 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 378 Floyd Lawson, 27, c (222 G, -0.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 941 Sue Ann Nivens, 19, sp (10 G, -16.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 629 Endora, 20, sp (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 17, 3b (who?)
• 945 Ted Baxter, 19, sp (who?)