Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 4725 Muezza, 29, c (391 G, 1.7 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 33, 1b (592 G, 1.0 DR/40, 9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4650 Tony the Tiger, 30, 2b (572 G, 0.5 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4655 Coricopat, 29, 2b (376 G, -2.8 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 29, 2b (315 G, 3.6 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 29, 3b (412 G, 1.1 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 30, ss (430 G, 3.3 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4892 Geppetto, 26, ss (252 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4572 Guido Anchovy, 29, lf (485 G, 0.3 DR/40, 9.4 OR/40)
• 4705 Judy Garland, 29, lf (452 G, 1.0 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4707 Bono, 30, lf (444 G, 0.4 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 29, cf (348 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4886 Truman the Tiger, 27, rf (217 G, -0.3 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 31, sp (202 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 31, sp (159 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 29, sp (145 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4372 Jon Tester, 32, mr (303 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 28, mr (146 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 32, rp (323 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 27, rp (180 G, 14.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5081 Dave Barry, 26, rp (116 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 23, cf (26 G, 1.2 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5454 Jason Sudeikis, 20, rp (who?)
• 5311 Rick Moranis, 23, rp (who?)
• 5536 Caroline Channing, 17, 3b (who?)
• 5528 Etcetera, 17, c (who?)
• 5531 Zachary Quinto, 17, ss (who?)