Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 4422 Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 34, 1b (636 G, 0.9 DR/40, 8.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5462 Grimalkin, 19, 1b (36 G, -0.7 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5434 Temime Lahzami, 19, 2b (23 G, -2.6 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5448 Noodle, 19, 3b (41 G, -4.4 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 5302 Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 20, ss (38 G, -5.3 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5570 Josh Holloway, 18, ss (37 G, -2.6 DR/40, -11.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5552 Nathan Kress, 18, ss (27 G, 0.0 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5531 Zachary Quinto, 18, ss (27 G, -1.0 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 4572 Guido Anchovy, 30, lf (530 G, 0.5 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40)
- 5416 Ross, 19, lf (76 G, -1.7 DR/40, -15.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 5493 Tumblebrutus, 19, cf (70 G, 0.5 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5587 Tom Quartz, 20, cf (24 G, -11.8 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40)
Starters:
- 5382 Smarty Jones, 20, sp (31 G, -16.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5542 Brittany Furlan, 17, sp (23 G, -27.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 17, sp (14 G, -21.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5603 Hope Estheim, 19, sp (12 G, -27.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 5404 DJ Spinderella, 19, mr (24 G, -16.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5582 Dieter Burdenski, 17, rp (22 G, -16.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5337 Rachael Ray, 21, rp (15 G, -11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5454 Jason Sudeikis, 21, rp (14 G, -21.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 5536 Caroline Channing, 18, ss (8 G, 2.0 DR/40, -18.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5541 Charlotte York, 17, c (who?)
- 5517 Jellylorum, 19, 3b (who?)
- 5528 Etcetera, 18, c (who?)
- 5464 Fred Durst, 18, cf (who?)
- 5611 Ashley Tisdale, 17, 3b (who?)