Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 20, c (75 G, -0.3 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5302 Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 21, 1b (78 G, -2.6 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5671 Yorick, 21, 1b (13 G, -4.9 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40)
• 5493 Tumblebrutus, 20, 2b (115 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 20, 3b (79 G, -3.3 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5637 Ehud ben-Gera, 21, 3b (49 G, 1.7 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40)
• 5552 Nathan Kress, 19, ss (73 G, -2.5 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5531 Zachary Quinto, 19, ss (56 G, -1.3 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5570 Josh Holloway, 19, ss (50 G, -2.2 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5536 Caroline Channing, 19, ss (32 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5416 Ross, 20, lf (121 G, -0.5 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5667 Joseph Stiglitz, 18, lf (23 G, -0.3 DR/40, -13.9 OR/40)
• 5618 Gaius Mucius Scaevola, 17, rf (47 G, -0.3 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 18, sp (29 G, -17.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5677 Umar ibn Al-Khattab, 20, sp (18 G, -12.3 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 5404 DJ Spinderella, 20, mr (32 G, -15.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 19, mr (23 G, -11.2 PRAA/300)
• 5382 Smarty Jones, 21, rp (57 G, -14.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5337 Rachael Ray, 22, rp (40 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5454 Jason Sudeikis, 22, rp (36 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 20, rp (22 G, -7.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5557 Smieragatto, 20, 2b (53 G, -1.3 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40)
• 5629 Torsten Von Ursus, 18, rp
• 5541 Charlotte York, 18, c (who?)
• 5633 Ayumu, 18, 2b
• 5611 Ashley Tisdale, 18, 3b (who?)
• 5668 Greg Kinnear, 18, c