Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 21, c (119 G, -0.6 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5342 Oona Queen of the Fae, 23, 1b (128 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40)
• 5302 Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 22, 1b (117 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5493 Tumblebrutus, 21, 2b (139 G, -1.4 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5557 Smieragatto, 21, 2b (87 G, 0.6 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40)
• 5448 Noodle, 21, 3b (100 G, -4.5 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5637 Ehud ben-Gera, 22, 3b (97 G, 3.5 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 21, ss (42 G, -8.0 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 20, ss (42 G, 1.0 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5416 Ross, 21, lf (165 G, -0.3 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5667 Joseph Stiglitz, 19, lf (41 G, -1.5 DR/40, -10.6 OR/40)
• 5577 Gertrude, 20, cf (44 G, -0.4 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5618 Gaius Mucius Scaevola, 18, rf (72 G, 0.7 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 19, sp (45 G, -12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5677 Umar ibn Al-Khattab, 21, sp (34 G, -10.7 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 5404 DJ Spinderella, 21, mr (51 G, -10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 20, mr (45 G, -7.6 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 20, mr (18 G, -1.9 PRAA/300)
• 5239 Kool DJ Red Alert, 23, rp (72 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 21, rp (48 G, -3.5 PRAA/300)
• 5702 Tim Meadows, 19, rp (7 G, -19.2 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5536 Caroline Channing, 20, ss (32 G, 0.4 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5752 Rick Snyder, 19, sp (5 G, -32.8 PRAA/300)
• 5574 Dres, 19, 1b (who?)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 19, c (who?)
• 5693 Dee Reynolds, 18, mr
• 5773 Martin Freeman, 18, 1b