Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 22, c (160 G, -1.4 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 20, c (14 G, -2.3 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5342 Oona Queen of the Fae, 24, 1b (167 G, -0.5 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 5302 Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 23, 1b (162 G, -1.2 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5493 Tumblebrutus, 22, 2b (177 G, -1.9 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5557 Smieragatto, 22, 2b (123 G, 1.4 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40)
• 5794 Michael Landon, 20, 2b (46 G, 1.0 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)
• 5448 Noodle, 22, 3b (133 G, -3.1 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5637 Ehud ben-Gera, 23, 3b (127 G, 3.1 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 21, ss (85 G, 1.1 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 22, ss (64 G, -4.4 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5416 Ross, 22, lf (210 G, 1.7 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 21, cf (90 G, -3.6 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5300 Silumgar the Drifting Death, 25, sp (57 G, -6.7 PRAA/300)
• 5677 Umar ibn Al-Khattab, 22, sp (48 G, -9.7 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 5404 DJ Spinderella, 22, mr (76 G, -11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 21, mr (68 G, -7.3 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 21, mr (34 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
• 5239 Kool DJ Red Alert, 24, rp (98 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 22, rp (76 G, -1.2 PRAA/300)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 21, rp (24 G, 1.4 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 20, sp (46 G, -13.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5814 Frank Langella, 18, 3b
• 5574 Dres, 20, 2b (who?)
• 5846 Christopher Nolan, 19, ss
• 5791 Jeremy Renner, 19, 1b
• 5773 Martin Freeman, 19, ss