Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 23, c (195 G, -1.1 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 21, c (45 G, -1.0 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5302 Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 24, 1b (207 G, -1.3 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5557 Smieragatto, 23, 2b (163 G, 1.8 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40)
• 5574 Dres, 21, 2b (28 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5637 Ehud ben-Gera, 24, 3b (175 G, 4.1 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 23, 3b (157 G, -2.4 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 22, ss (131 G, 2.5 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 23, ss (110 G, -3.0 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5416 Ross, 23, lf (240 G, 1.4 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 22, cf (135 G, -2.6 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5794 Michael Landon, 21, cf (78 G, 0.5 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5677 Umar ibn Al-Khattab, 23, sp (67 G, -9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 21, sp (65 G, -11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 22, mr (81 G, -8.5 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 22, mr (51 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5239 Kool DJ Red Alert, 25, rp (124 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 23, rp (104 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 22, rp (50 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 19, rp (28 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 18, rp (8 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5814 Frank Langella, 19, ss (who?)
• 5963 Vincent D'Onofrio, 18, ss (who?)
• 5997 John Slattery, 17, 3b (who?)
• 6030 Daniel Middleton, 17, 1b (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 17, rf (who?)
• 5773 Martin Freeman, 20, ss (who?)