Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 4908 Jim Hawkins, 31, c (402 G, 2.0 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5203 Roald Amundsen, 29, c (244 G, 0.1 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5900 Billy Crystal, 31, c (29 G, -2.1 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5991 Dr. Jocko Zifferblatt, 18, c
• 5785 Lysander, 18, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 4910 Noémie Lenoir, 32, 1b (481 G, 1.7 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5135 Ian Stewart, 29, 1b (284 G, 0.4 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5342 Oona Queen of the Fae, 25, 1b (197 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)
• 5885 Magneto, 31, 1b (40 G, 0.0 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5995 Ludevic Necro-Alchemist, 18, 1b
• 5057 Anna Ewers, 27, 2b (279 G, -3.3 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5843 MC Eiht, 22, 2b (53 G, -4.8 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5755 Nadia Santini, 23, 2b (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, -18.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4939 Sam Jones, 29, 3b (446 G, 2.4 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5166 Heavy D, 29, 3b (409 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4860 Peter Fonda, 30, 3b (327 G, 3.0 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5581 Phil Cohen, 22, 3b (125 G, -2.2 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5650 Macavity, 23, 3b (71 G, -4.6 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5894 Sarah, 25, 3b (46 G, -9.7 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5042 Larry Bird, 32, ss (413 G, 5.8 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4932 Ray Liotta, 32, ss (378 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4974 Heather Mason, 31, ss (316 G, 3.8 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5499 Aurelia the Warleader, 26, ss (110 G, -4.7 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5017 Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, 30, lf (342 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5243 Posdnuos, 28, lf (328 G, -4.0 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5889 Rashida Jones, 19, lf (who?)
• 6017 Joseph Garrett, 18, lf (who?)
• 5819 Becky Thatcher, 18, lf (who?)
• 4960 Dave Cowens, 29, cf (387 G, -2.3 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5010 Giada De Laurentiis, 29, cf (380 G, -1.7 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5216 Alex Russo, 28, cf (337 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5138 Camille Rowe, 27, cf (265 G, -3.7 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5837 Spiritmonger, 21, cf (9 G, -11.6 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40)
• 5071 Jeff Winger, 30, rf (469 G, 2.4 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5059 Dahlia Hawthorne, 31, rf (377 G, 3.2 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5901 Steven Spielberg, 21, rf (1 G, 8.0 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5975 Dalwhinnie Brie, 18, rf (who?)
• 5727 Conny Torstensson, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 4704 Larry Mullen Jr., 34, sp (222 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5125 Borborygmos, 30, sp (221 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4766 Kelly Kapoor, 32, sp (197 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5492 Clara Sesemann, 25, sp (98 G, -4.4 PRAA/300)
• 5300 Silumgar the Drifting Death, 26, sp (57 G, -6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5936 Tim the Enchanter, 25, sp (36 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5971 William Alan Moore, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 34, mr (406 G, 12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 37, mr (303 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 33, mr (254 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5060 Abed Nadir, 29, mr (139 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4989 Jacob Javits, 30, mr (111 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5404 DJ Spinderella, 23, mr (76 G, -11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5523 Stacey Augmon, 25, mr (72 G, -15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5827 Laura Chinchilla, 21, mr (who?)
• 5781 Tom Beck, 18, mr (who?)
• 5717 Surrak Dragonclaw, 19, mr (who?)
• 4917 Dan Aykroyd, 32, rp (276 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4765 Creed Bratton, 34, rp (261 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5123 Khaled Mohamed Khaled, 31, rp (244 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4884 Keith Richards, 32, rp (240 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4899 Sir John Falstaff, 33, rp (195 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5124 Charlie Duke, 30, rp (162 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5225 Matt Harding, 27, rp (98 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5219 Hathi, 26, rp (83 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5306 Jessica Minh Anh, 26, rp (80 G, -6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5765 Hermia, 21, rp (44 G, -30.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5731 Olajide Olatunji, 23, rp (32 G, -8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5914 Moses, 27, rp (25 G, -29.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5586 Frank Borman, 25, rp (12 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5943 Patsy, 21, rp (11 G, -18.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5853 Jessica Sanchez, 20, rp (who?)
• 6004 Jhoira of the Ghitu, 18, rp