Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 24, c (233 G, -0.9 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 22, c (77 G, -1.4 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5302 Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 25, 1b (251 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5557 Smieragatto, 24, 2b (206 G, 1.4 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40)
• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 21, 2b (21 G, 5.7 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)
• 5637 Ehud ben-Gera, 25, 3b (216 G, 4.1 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 24, 3b (203 G, -2.3 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 23, ss (171 G, 3.8 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 24, ss (137 G, -3.2 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5416 Ross, 24, lf (281 G, 2.0 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5209 Rafi Fine, 29, cf (383 G, 3.5 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 23, cf (181 G, -1.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5794 Michael Landon, 22, cf (126 G, 1.7 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 22, sp (80 G, -11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 23, mr (95 G, -5.0 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 23, mr (69 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5239 Kool DJ Red Alert, 26, rp (152 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 24, rp (128 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 23, rp (71 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 19, rp (33 G, -9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 21, rp (25 G, 1.5 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5986 Tim Allen, 20, rp (28 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5814 Frank Langella, 20, ss (who?)
• 5963 Vincent D'Onofrio, 19, ss (who?)
• 5997 John Slattery, 18, 3b (who?)
• 6030 Daniel Middleton, 18, ss (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 18, cf (who?)