Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 4923 James Sunderland, 31, 1b (482 G, 1.2 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5852 Donald J. Trump, 23, 1b (72 G, 4.0 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 6056 Fizbo, 18, 1b
- 5959 Richard van Oostenbrugge, 21, 1b (who?)
- 6077 Don McPherson, 17, 1b
- 6014 Isaac, 20, 1b (who?)
- 5488 Razia Boros Archangel, 27, 2b (205 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 5493 Tumblebrutus, 24, 2b (198 G, -1.7 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5374 Siward, 28, 2b (152 G, -1.8 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5822 Isaiah Rider, 21, 2b (61 G, -1.2 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5897 Abraham, 21, 2b (2 G, -24.0 DR/40, -54.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4803 Matthew Broderick, 35, 3b (636 G, 0.1 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4925 Fabio Capello, 30, 3b (353 G, 1.2 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 5895 Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 20, 3b (29 G, -4.1 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5679 Michael Collins, 22, 3b (6 G, 2.0 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 5164 Gigi Hadid, 31, ss (451 G, -0.4 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 5228 Nag, 30, ss (367 G, 1.4 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5720 Selima, 23, ss (92 G, -4.9 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6070 Zvonko Zivkovic, 18, ss
- 6069 Ronnie LaFontaine, 18, ss
- 5773 Martin Freeman, 21, ss (who?)
Outfielders:
- 5070 Pearl Fey, 31, lf (213 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5758 Behemoth, 24, lf (108 G, -1.2 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 6121 Rubinia Soulsinger, 18, lf
- 6040 Harold the Sheep, 21, lf
- 5849 Madonna Louise Ciccone, 20, lf (who?)
- 4805 James M2 Cox, 33, cf (509 G, -2.1 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 4791 Maximillion Galactica, 32, cf (494 G, 6.6 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40)
- 5095 Taylor Marie Hill, 30, cf (400 G, -1.5 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5061 Ken Jennings, 30, cf (381 G, -1.3 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 5444 Growltiger, 28, cf (190 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5667 Joseph Stiglitz, 22, cf (68 G, 1.1 DR/40, -12.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5847 Varolz the Scar-Striped, 23, cf (6 G, -14.7 DR/40, -17.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 6099 Julia Stone, 17, cf
- 5749 Rosencrantz, 21, cf (who?)
- 5087 David Chang, 29, rf (273 G, 2.7 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5397 Athreos God of Passage, 26, rf (219 G, -2.2 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40)
- 5519 Birdie Sanders, 26, rf (190 G, -0.7 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5929 Arthur Pewtey, 26, rf (80 G, -6.3 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40)
- 5967 Winona Ryder, 20, rf (who?)
- 5839 Oberon, 19, rf (who?)
- 5856 Jock Zonfrillo, 20, rf
Starters:
- 5101 Ruric Thar the Unbowed, 29, sp (211 G, 2.5 PRAA/300)
- 5063 Franziska von Karma, 30, sp (175 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5223 Erin Wasson, 29, sp (170 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 32, sp (160 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5592 Fritz, 25, sp (60 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5610 Kruphix God of Horizons, 25, sp (57 G, -5.2 PRAA/300)
- 5238 Bubba Watson, 30, sp (45 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5666 Nightingale, 21, sp (27 G, -12.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5497 Melissa Lewis, 26, sp (26 G, -9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5701 Nellie Bly, 20, sp (who?)
- 5946 Laura Roslin, 21, sp (who?)
- 6083 Sidar Jabari, 19, sp
- 5801 Chris Ballew, 20, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 5007 Dr. Horrible, 30, mr (256 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5107 Paul Pierce, 32, rp (253 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4946 Denny Hamlin, 34, rp (236 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5161 Raffaele Esposito, 31, rp (229 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5160 Scratchy, 31, rp (222 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4981 Aubie, 31, rp (170 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5518 Daphne Groeneveld, 23, rp (104 G, -15.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5913 Howard Stern, 23, rp (47 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5713 Caleb Seiboth, 21, rp (32 G, -19.3 PRAA/300)
- 5784 Yasmeen Ghauri, 21, rp (12 G, -15.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5718 Ninni Laaksonen, 21, rp (3 G, -37.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6026 Nick Bottom, 22, rp (who?)
- 5984 Jack Stanton, 18, rp
- 5955 Antonello Cuccureddu, 19, rp (who?)
- 5912 Jack Black, 21, rp (who?)
- 6068 Gary Brolsma, 18, rp