Roster for Washington Executives:

Catchers:

• 5810 Francis J. Underwood, 23, c (112 G, 1.0 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5787 Dave Dederer, 22, c (97 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5797 Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, 20, c (34 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5447 Sunday Silence, 27, 2b (244 G, 6.2 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5269 Penelope Pussycat, 29, ss (358 G, -4.9 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5490 Valeriano Weyler, 23, ss (176 G, 3.3 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5738 Professor Hackle, 24, lf (146 G, 2.2 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5659 Pepe the Frog, 22, lf (81 G, 0.2 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5772 Stelmaria, 23, lf (75 G, -1.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5529 Cat Morgan, 24, cf (209 G, -6.3 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5775 Sarabi, 23, cf (156 G, -0.4 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5811 Lisa Simpson, 22, rf (98 G, 0.0 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6107 Fxjkhr, 20, rf (37 G, -1.3 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5489 Munkustrap, 25, sp (154 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5682 Dawon, 25, sp (91 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5496 Gia, 24, sp (50 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6023 Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, 18, sp (26 G, -18.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5559 Enrique DeLome, 26, mr (137 G, 6.1 PRAA/300)
• 5699 Calico Briggs, 24, rp (98 G, -1.5 PRAA/300)
• 5686 Rumpus Cat, 23, rp (97 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6124 Garrett Walker, 20, rp (27 G, -8.6 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6074 Andrew Shepherd, 17, c
• 6096 Conrad Dalton, 18, cf
• 6085 Noah Daniels, 19, 2b
• 5998 Mays Gilliam, 21, rf
• 6009 Itchy, 19, rp (who?)