Roster for Washington Executives:

Catchers:

• 5810 Francis J. Underwood, 24, c (126 G, 1.3 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5797 Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, 21, c (72 G, -1.7 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5811 Lisa Simpson, 23, 1b (140 G, -0.9 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5447 Sunday Silence, 28, 2b (283 G, 5.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6085 Noah Daniels, 20, 2b (13 G, -5.8 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40)
• 6135 Thomas J. Whitmore, 20, 3b (44 G, -4.6 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 5269 Penelope Pussycat, 30, ss (401 G, -4.9 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5490 Valeriano Weyler, 24, ss (198 G, 3.3 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5738 Professor Hackle, 25, lf (175 G, 2.8 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5772 Stelmaria, 24, lf (119 G, -0.7 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5529 Cat Morgan, 25, cf (246 G, -4.2 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5775 Sarabi, 24, cf (202 G, -0.3 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6107 Fxjkhr, 21, rf (81 G, 1.8 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5489 Munkustrap, 26, sp (170 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5682 Dawon, 26, sp (103 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5496 Gia, 25, sp (69 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5559 Enrique DeLome, 27, mr (163 G, 4.3 PRAA/300)
• 5699 Calico Briggs, 25, rp (125 G, 0.8 PRAA/300)
• 5686 Rumpus Cat, 24, rp (121 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6124 Garrett Walker, 21, rp (55 G, -3.4 PRAA/300)
• 6009 Itchy, 20, rp (26 G, 17.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5787 Dave Dederer, 23, c (97 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5659 Pepe the Frog, 23, lf (81 G, 0.2 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6023 Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, 19, sp (26 G, -18.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6191 Johnny Gentle, 21, ss
• 6096 Conrad Dalton, 19, cf
• 6143 Josiah Edward Bartlet, 20, sp