Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 25, c (273 G, -0.7 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 23, c (118 G, -0.9 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6203 Robert Patrick, 20, 1b (29 G, -2.1 DR/40, 12.0 OR/40)
• 5557 Smieragatto, 25, 2b (253 G, 1.1 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40)
• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 22, 2b (64 G, 4.6 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40)
• 5637 Ehud ben-Gera, 26, 3b (255 G, 4.2 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 25, 3b (246 G, -1.6 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 24, ss (212 G, 4.9 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 25, ss (154 G, -2.6 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5416 Ross, 25, lf (327 G, 2.4 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 24, cf (224 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5794 Michael Landon, 23, cf (175 G, 2.4 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 23, sp (94 G, -11.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 24, mr (116 G, -3.6 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 24, mr (86 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5266 Gualtiero Marchesi, 30, rp (294 G, 11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5239 Kool DJ Red Alert, 27, rp (177 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 25, rp (149 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5909 Rachel Berry, 29, rp (113 G, 16.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 21, rp (52 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 22, rp (45 G, 8.2 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5855 Will Ferrell, 24, rp (91 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 20, rp (33 G, -9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6179 Commodus, 20, mr (12 G, -8.9 PRAA/300)
• 5814 Frank Langella, 21, ss (who?)
• 6030 Daniel Middleton, 19, ss (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 19, cf (who?)