Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5140 Gaddock Teeg, 30, c (427 G, 0.3 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5178 Henry Cabot Lodge, 31, c (399 G, 0.2 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4779 Mario Kempes, 33, c (388 G, 0.2 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4959 Long John Silver, 32, c (359 G, -0.3 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5143 Michel Platini, 30, c (313 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5313 Curly Brace, 29, c (275 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
• 5892 Sacha Baron Cohen, 33, c (126 G, 2.2 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5884 Jeff Garlin, 26, c (93 G, -7.7 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5330 James Cook, 28, c (51 G, 0.8 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6050 Clive Bixby, 22, c (33 G, -0.7 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40)
• 6074 Andrew Shepherd, 18, c

Infielders:

• 5302 Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 26, 1b (251 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5530 Charizard, 28, 1b (115 G, 2.4 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6113 Joseph, 22, 1b
• 5047 Edna Lewis, 34, 2b (533 G, -2.1 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5208 Sammy Griner, 30, 2b (439 G, -1.4 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4951 Tommy Heinsohn, 31, 2b (293 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5549 Carrie Bradshaw, 27, 2b (182 G, 1.9 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5886 George Gershwin, 33, 2b (123 G, 0.5 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6058 Rachel Menken, 20, 2b
• 5331 Sygg River Cutthroat, 30, 3b (324 G, 0.2 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 6126 Jacques Cartier, 17, 3b
• 5417 Tinker Bell, 28, ss (167 G, 0.7 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6134 Leila Goldkuhl, 18, ss
• 6076 Chubb Rock, 18, ss
• 6183 Br'er Bear, 17, ss

Outfielders:

• 4718 Kelly Gale, 35, lf (672 G, 0.6 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5207 Doraemon, 31, lf (324 G, -0.3 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5783 Annaliese Dayes, 23, lf (44 G, -0.4 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6195 Marilla Cuthbert, 18, lf
• 6039 Carstens Borchgrevink, 20, lf
• 6105 Rodney Peete, 20, lf
• 6051 Heinz Beck, 19, lf
• 5284 Gianfranco Chiarini, 31, cf (409 G, 4.4 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5209 Rafi Fine, 30, cf (383 G, 3.5 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5142 Charles Wilkes, 30, rf (389 G, -4.1 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5324 Joseph Favre, 29, rf (267 G, 1.4 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6007 Polly Pepper, 21, rf (50 G, -2.4 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 6119 Julianna, 20, rf (43 G, 2.0 DR/40, -17.3 OR/40)
• 6142 Andy Bailey, 19, rf
• 6173 Dylan Marshall, 17, rf
• 5776 Tom Gugliotta, 22, rf (who?)
• 6186 Laura Imbruglia, 18, rf

Starters:

• 4918 Nash Grier, 31, sp (197 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5009 Gaylord Nelson, 30, sp (180 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5079 Arthur Chu, 33, sp (168 G, 4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5360 Peter Pan, 30, sp (141 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5296 Henry "Birdie" Bowers, 31, sp (114 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5677 Umar ibn Al-Khattab, 25, sp (67 G, -9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5933 Dennis, 24, sp (51 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5703 Noel Kreiss, 22, sp (44 G, -20.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6146 Marshall Faulk, 18, sp
• 6128 Jacques le Vert, 18, sp
• 6175 Artemidorus, 18, sp
• 6136 Daniel Humm, 18, sp

Relievers:

• 4898 Natalie Joel, 31, mr (208 G, -1.7 PRAA/300)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 39, rp (456 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5032 Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, 34, rp (313 G, 0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4966 Jose Pereira, 32, rp (261 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5155 Chord Overstreet, 29, rp (198 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5409 Player 1, 26, rp (149 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5691 Bill Anders, 26, rp (87 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5431 Isabeli Fontana, 25, rp (83 G, -12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5646 Oerba Dia Vanille, 24, rp (37 G, -17.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5821 Luke Dunphy, 21, rp (25 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6045 Alan Greenspan, 19, rp
• 5978 Robin Goodfellow, 20, rp (who?)
• 6066 Emilia, 21, rp
• 6209 Dingo, 19, rp
• 6047 Sam Mitchell, 22, rp
• 6215 Trey Parker, 21, rp
• 6151 Uncle Remus, 18, rp