Roster for Washington Executives:

Catchers:

• 5810 Francis J. Underwood, 25, c (159 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5787 Dave Dederer, 24, c (132 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5797 Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, 22, c (101 G, -1.6 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5447 Sunday Silence, 29, 2b (315 G, 5.2 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6242 Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 20, 3b (32 G, -1.5 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40)
• 5269 Penelope Pussycat, 31, ss (434 G, -4.6 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5490 Valeriano Weyler, 25, ss (244 G, 3.3 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6191 Johnny Gentle, 22, ss (41 G, 4.9 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5738 Professor Hackle, 26, lf (214 G, 3.3 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5772 Stelmaria, 25, lf (152 G, -0.6 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5529 Cat Morgan, 26, cf (274 G, -3.6 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5775 Sarabi, 25, cf (244 G, -0.9 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6107 Fxjkhr, 22, rf (112 G, 1.5 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5489 Munkustrap, 27, sp (190 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6023 Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, 20, sp (41 G, -10.2 PRAA/300)
• 6284 David Palmer, 20, sp (5 G, 20.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5559 Enrique DeLome, 28, mr (186 G, 2.6 PRAA/300)
• 5699 Calico Briggs, 26, rp (147 G, 2.9 PRAA/300)
• 5686 Rumpus Cat, 25, rp (143 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6124 Garrett Walker, 22, rp (78 G, -5.6 PRAA/300)
• 6009 Itchy, 21, rp (49 G, 14.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6135 Thomas J. Whitmore, 21, 3b (44 G, -4.6 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6085 Noah Daniels, 21, 2b (13 G, -5.8 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6143 Josiah Edward Bartlet, 21, sp (10 G, -13.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6096 Conrad Dalton, 20, cf
• 6255 James Dale, 17, rp (who?)
• 6239 Taffy Dale, 17, 1b