Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5557 Smieragatto, 26, 1b (300 G, 0.9 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
- 6115 Vince Gilligan, 23, 2b (103 G, 5.6 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5448 Noodle, 26, 3b (293 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6203 Robert Patrick, 21, 3b (73 G, 2.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 25, ss (252 G, 5.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5698 Erin Burnett, 26, ss (191 G, -1.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 5416 Ross, 26, lf (352 G, 2.2 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 5577 Gertrude, 25, cf (272 G, -0.3 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5794 Michael Landon, 24, cf (222 G, 1.7 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 20, cf (36 G, 7.7 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
Relievers:
- 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 25, mr (132 G, -2.6 PRAA/300)
- 5748 Maggie Hassan, 25, mr (103 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6179 Commodus, 21, mr (25 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5266 Gualtiero Marchesi, 31, rp (322 G, 11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 26, rp (176 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5498 George Cohen, 28, rp (153 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5909 Rachel Berry, 30, rp (141 G, 11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5855 Will Ferrell, 25, rp (112 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6092 Seth Rogen, 23, rp (71 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 5239 Kool DJ Red Alert, 28, rp (178 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5986 Tim Allen, 22, rp (52 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5969 Ed O'Neill, 21, rp (33 G, -9.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5814 Frank Langella, 22, ss (who?)
- 6226 Matt Dillon, 18, ss (who?)
- 6272 Uhuru Kenyatta, 20, sp (who?)