Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 6027 Rob Reiner, 24, c (80 G, -4.2 DR/40, -12.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5992 Ryan Stone, 20, c (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, -11.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6256 George Rogers Clark, 18, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 5194 Tolsimir Wolfblood, 30, 1b (278 G, -4.2 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40)
• 5893 Isla Fisher, 33, 1b (177 G, 2.6 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5811 Lisa Simpson, 24, 1b (140 G, -0.9 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5994 Zbigniew Boniek, 23, 1b (65 G, -5.3 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6268 Jugan the Rising Star, 17, 1b
• 5099 Fran, 32, 2b (464 G, 3.4 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5200 Diane Keaton, 30, 2b (445 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5891 Seth Green, 28, 2b (167 G, -3.1 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6198 Rob Schneider, 22, 2b (who?)
• 6231 D-Nice, 18, 2b (who?)
• 6200 Troye Sivan Mellet, 18, 2b (who?)
• 5247 Jim Furyk, 31, 3b (414 G, 0.4 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5319 Masta Ace, 30, 3b (363 G, -2.3 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5637 Ehud ben-Gera, 27, 3b (255 G, 4.2 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40)
• 5594 Experiment Kraj, 26, 3b (86 G, -1.0 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
• 6236 Paul Bocuse, 21, 3b (who?)
• 6301 Raymond Mommens, 17, 3b (who?)
• 5212 Benny Fine, 31, ss (479 G, -0.0 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5427 Tenzing Norgay, 30, ss (402 G, 0.8 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5064 Morgan Fey, 30, ss (360 G, -0.2 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40)
• 5084 Antoine Walker, 31, ss (281 G, -3.8 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6030 Daniel Middleton, 20, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5553 Michel Troisgrois, 27, lf (161 G, 0.5 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
• 5575 Fenton Hardy, 25, lf (145 G, -0.9 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5659 Pepe the Frog, 24, lf (88 G, -1.3 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4952 Vhati il-Dal, 32, cf (507 G, 1.3 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40)
• 5169 Thuu, 29, cf (393 G, 1.3 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 5477 Gisela Blade of Goldnight, 28, cf (230 G, -0.0 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40)
• 5539 Yali, 26, cf (207 G, -2.8 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5932 Arthur Figgis, 23, cf (30 G, -6.1 DR/40, -12.7 OR/40)
• 5680 Oerba Yun Fang, 23, cf (27 G, -2.1 DR/40, -9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5158 Hristo Bonev, 31, rf (270 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5628 Little Mermaid, 25, rf (204 G, -1.6 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5899 Natalie Portman, 30, rf (175 G, -1.3 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5601 China Machado, 27, rf (162 G, -1.2 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6217 Masako the Humorless, 19, rf (2 G, 0.0 DR/40, -24.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 4822 Simba, 37, sp (275 G, 11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5147 Nathan Drake, 33, sp (181 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5584 Lenny Wilkens, 26, sp (117 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5312 Seal, 27, sp (103 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5682 Dawon, 27, sp (103 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5501 Mindy Lahiri, 28, sp (101 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5548 Jasmia Robinson, 24, sp (94 G, -11.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5377 Salt, 27, sp (79 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5496 Gia, 26, sp (69 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5750 Tarox Bladewing, 26, sp (53 G, -14.1 PRAA/300)
• 5412 Jamie Oliver, 26, sp (45 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5844 Chuck Norris, 23, sp (21 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6109 Tre McKitty, 21, sp (14 G, -23.4 PRAA/300)
• 6156 Dudu Chili, 22, sp (13 G, -18.0 PRAA/300)
• 5820 Jim, 23, sp (10 G, -15.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6252 Robert McNamara, 18, sp (who?)
• 6275 Walter Taibo, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 5697 Lil' Cease, 26, mr (58 G, -4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6286 Mr. McGregor, 17, mr (who?)
• 6241 Andrea Bargnani, 19, mr (who?)
• 4793 Enrique Ballestrero, 35, rp (353 G, 15.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5424 Lilly Singh, 28, rp (200 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5294 Ashley Graham, 28, rp (99 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5702 Tim Meadows, 24, rp (84 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5845 Justin Guarini, 24, rp (45 G, -7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5636 Ronald McDonald, 23, rp (40 G, -13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6281 Joel McHale, 21, rp (who?)
• 6123 Gil Thorpe, 20, rp (who?)
• 6091 India Gants, 20, rp (who?)
• 6253 Jimmy Wales, 18, rp (who?)
• 6132 Alexis Ren, 18, rp
• 6210 Enver Hadziabdic, 18, rp (who?)