Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5557 Smieragatto, 27, 1b (348 G, 1.0 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40)
- 6115 Vince Gilligan, 24, 2b (145 G, 5.4 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 29, 3b (436 G, -0.6 DR/40, 9.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 5448 Noodle, 27, 3b (339 G, 0.4 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6203 Robert Patrick, 22, 3b (96 G, 2.5 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 26, ss (292 G, 5.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5698 Erin Burnett, 27, ss (229 G, -0.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 5577 Gertrude, 26, cf (319 G, -0.1 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 5794 Michael Landon, 25, cf (269 G, 1.7 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 21, cf (77 G, 5.7 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 5333 Ben Lee, 28, rf (257 G, -2.9 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
Relievers:
- 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 26, mr (146 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
- 5748 Maggie Hassan, 26, mr (120 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6179 Commodus, 22, mr (41 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5266 Gualtiero Marchesi, 32, rp (338 G, 11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 27, rp (199 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5909 Rachel Berry, 31, rp (174 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5855 Will Ferrell, 26, rp (132 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5969 Ed O'Neill, 22, rp (42 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 5541 Charlotte York, 25, c (169 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5498 George Cohen, 29, rp (166 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6092 Seth Rogen, 24, rp (71 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5986 Tim Allen, 23, rp (54 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5814 Frank Langella, 23, ss (who?)
- 6226 Matt Dillon, 19, ss (who?)