Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5011 Liz Lemon, 33, c (675 G, 0.3 DR/40, 10.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5168 Rikki Tikki Tavi, 33, c (513 G, 1.1 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5375 Guy Savoy, 32, c (487 G, 1.1 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5430 Bob Pettit, 31, c (315 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5380 Adrianne Ho, 28, c (250 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40)
• 5648 Peaches, 25, c (179 G, 1.8 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5623 Iskra Lawrence, 24, c (139 G, 1.3 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5809 Onno Hoes, 24, c (95 G, 1.2 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6155 Carly Rae Jepsen, 23, c (5 G, -7.2 DR/40, -30.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6166 Cinna, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 5515 Leif Ericcson, 29, 1b (374 G, 0.1 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6395 Duane Sutter, 20, 1b (who?)
• 5170 Pat Buchanan, 34, 2b (432 G, 0.7 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5754 Wally Szczerbiak, 27, 2b (228 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5104 Paolo Rossi, 32, 3b (584 G, -2.3 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5281 Nagaina, 32, 3b (401 G, 0.3 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5507 Hippolyta, 30, 3b (207 G, 2.6 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6090 Milka Duno, 24, 3b (82 G, -2.5 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5919 Ken Andrews, 23, 3b (81 G, -4.0 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5154 Pete Maravich, 33, ss (560 G, -1.4 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4934 Bill Sharman, 33, ss (538 G, -1.9 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5465 DJ Yella, 28, ss (283 G, -2.3 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5495 Brion Stoutarm, 29, ss (235 G, -0.2 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 5834 The Gitrog Monster, 25, ss (217 G, 0.9 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40)
• 5846 Christopher Nolan, 24, ss (31 G, -4.6 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5088 Atarka World Render, 32, lf (531 G, 1.2 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 5276 Kesha Rose Sebert, 30, lf (354 G, -1.1 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5416 Ross, 27, lf (352 G, 2.2 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5591 Claire Farron, 29, lf (286 G, -1.9 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5763 Charles Lindbergh, 27, lf (187 G, -0.1 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5804 Ferdinand Magellan, 25, lf (70 G, -5.4 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5468 Spud Webb, 27, lf (63 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6385 Frankie Peanuts, 21, lf
• 4882 Ranjit Singh, 34, cf (529 G, -1.6 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5227 Grace Helbig, 30, cf (405 G, -0.6 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5626 Ertai Wizard Adept, 27, cf (95 G, 1.0 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40)
• 6218 Norwegian Blue, 21, cf (who?)
• 6211 Djamel Zidane, 21, rf (78 G, -7.0 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6207 Pepper Saltzman, 21, rf (35 G, -4.2 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5419 Leonard Hofstadter, 31, sp (177 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5460 Josh Klinghoffer, 30, sp (155 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5383 Sepp Maier, 31, sp (145 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5175 Rick Santorum, 33, sp (142 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5532 Tai Lung, 30, sp (140 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5527 Old Man Pytheas, 29, sp (132 G, -2.9 PRAA/300)
• 5556 Anne-Sophie Pic, 29, sp (107 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5903 Dustin Hoffman, 32, sp (96 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5905 Julian Edelman, 24, sp (54 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5949 Zach Lavine, 22, sp (28 G, -16.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6294 Earl Chambers, 21, sp (15 G, -21.6 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 5439 David DeVore Jr, 29, mr (221 G, -2.3 PRAA/300)
• 5663 Thumbelina, 27, mr (159 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5401 Bobby Flay, 28, mr (126 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5848 Michelle Monaghan, 26, mr (110 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5904 Jacob, 29, mr (105 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5939 Sir Galahad the Pure, 28, mr (103 G, -7.6 PRAA/300)
• 5578 Momir Vig, 26, mr (91 G, -8.6 PRAA/300)
• 4962 Xira Arien, 33, rp (375 G, 4.7 PRAA/300)
• 5277 Rev Run, 30, rp (263 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5065 Mac Manc McManx, 33, rp (260 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5089 Fran Drescher, 31, rp (260 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5241 Sora, 30, rp (238 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5334 Meg Whitman, 30, rp (207 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5466 Eazy-E, 30, rp (200 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5239 Kool DJ Red Alert, 29, rp (178 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5942 Arthur King of the Britons, 30, rp (137 G, 2.6 PRAA/300)
• 5538 Prime Speaker Zegana, 28, rp (129 G, -4.7 PRAA/300)
• 5687 Toshiro Umezawa, 27, rp (87 G, -2.0 PRAA/300)
• 6267 Sonia Ramirez, 20, rp (21 G, -11.7 PRAA/300)
• 6145 Casey Weldon, 21, rp (who?)
• 6184 Angela Hartnett, 21, rp (who?)
• 6255 James Dale, 18, rp (who?)