Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers: 
Infielders: 
- 243 Andre the Giant, 28, 1b (350 G, -0.8 DR/40, 11.1 OR/40) (who?)
 - 5 Natalie Merchant, 29, 1b (346 G, 0.5 DR/40, 9.4 OR/40) (who?)
 - 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 25, 2b (118 G, -4.7 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
 - 238 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 29, 3b (281 G, -2.3 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
 - 648 Owen Hart, 24, 3b (226 G, 0.7 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
 - 247 Yokozuna, 28, ss (293 G, 6.9 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
 - 903 Kane, 22, ss (38 G, 0.0 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
 
Outfielders: 
- 724 Ahmed Johnson, 20, lf (95 G, 2.1 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
 - 832 Mr. Perfect, 22, cf (143 G, -5.1 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
 - 900 The Undertaker, 20, cf (81 G, -5.1 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
 - 822 Stuart Scott, 23, rf (73 G, -3.1 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
 
Starters: 
- 258 Bubba Ray Dudley, 31, sp (153 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 148 Leigh Brackett, 30, sp (136 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 643 Janis Joplin, 24, sp (77 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 725 Grand Duke Jean, 22, sp (40 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
 
Relievers: 
- 304 Freddy Krueger, 28, mr (140 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 846 Bushwhacker Butch, 21, mr (23 G, -6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 259 D-Von Dudley, 31, rp (212 G, 13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 226 Mark Twain, 27, rp (161 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 461 Virgil, 26, rp (141 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
 
Minors: 
- 472 Tom Bergeron, 25, sp (83 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
 - 956 Paul Bearer, 21, rp (who?)
 - 1034 Big Boss Man, 19, ss (who?)
 - 1024 Frank Sechehaye, 20, sp (who?)
 - 967 Pete Rose, 20, 1b (who?)