Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 374 Joey Barnes, 29, c (233 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 868 Jan Brady, 23, c (34 G, 4.6 DR/40, -10.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 972 Lou Grant, 20, 1b (79 G, -1.9 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 63 Angela Merkel, 29, 2b (303 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 24, 2b (250 G, -2.7 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 82 Ida Tarbell, 28, 3b (322 G, 2.6 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 576 Maynard G. Krebs, 24, 3b (214 G, 0.9 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 23, ss (194 G, 4.7 DR/40, 8.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 36 Oleg Protasov, 29, lf (351 G, 1.1 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 845 Marcia Brady, 21, lf (94 G, 5.7 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 27, cf (329 G, 1.8 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 25, rf (235 G, 2.7 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 26, sp (142 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 945 Ted Baxter, 20, sp (19 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 941 Sue Ann Nivens, 20, sp (18 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 99 Forrest Mars, 34, mr (204 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 48 Jozef Mlynarczyk, 35, mr (183 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 28, mr (131 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 24, rp (140 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 26, rp (127 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 24, rp (106 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 20, rp (39 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 909 Mary Richards, 20, sp (28 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 17, c (who?)
• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 17, mr (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 18, 3b (who?)