Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 24, c (231 G, 0.5 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 24, 1b (140 G, -1.0 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40)
• 5825 Godfrey Sithole, 26, 2b (257 G, -0.9 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40)
• 5503 Blastoise, 29, 3b (338 G, 3.5 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6449 Jeravicious Raven, 20, 3b (36 G, 2.0 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40)
• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 23, ss (137 G, -0.8 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5774 Serah Farron, 26, lf (301 G, -2.0 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5854 Tillman Buttersack, 26, lf (160 G, -5.0 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 23, cf (180 G, -0.0 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 23, cf (109 G, 2.5 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 21, cf (10 G, -0.4 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 24, rf (84 G, -1.2 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 22, sp (64 G, 8.5 PRAA/300)
• 6304 Reality Winner, 23, sp (46 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 18, sp (12 G, -2.1 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6101 Saint Schwing, 24, mr (105 G, -7.0 PRAA/300)
• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 24, mr (77 G, 1.6 PRAA/300)
• 5767 Tim, 27, rp (150 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5957 Dr. Shark Bird, 24, rp (69 G, -9.9 PRAA/300)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 22, rp (49 G, -1.8 PRAA/300)
• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 21, rp (44 G, -4.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5604 Sazh Katzroy, 29, rp (208 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6098 Manmeet Colon, 25, c (183 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 5961 Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, 24, rf (111 G, -3.5 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 6037 Doby Chrotchtangle, 23, 3b (46 G, -8.7 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)
• 6461 Paris London, 17, rp
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 19, ss (who?)