Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5557 Smieragatto, 28, 1b (390 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40)
- 6115 Vince Gilligan, 25, 2b (185 G, 4.6 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 30, 3b (477 G, -0.5 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5448 Noodle, 28, 3b (384 G, 0.5 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6203 Robert Patrick, 23, 3b (139 G, 2.6 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 27, ss (325 G, 5.0 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 5698 Erin Burnett, 28, ss (268 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 5794 Michael Landon, 26, lf (316 G, 1.4 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 5577 Gertrude, 27, cf (366 G, 0.2 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 22, cf (114 G, 2.9 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 5333 Ben Lee, 29, rf (294 G, -3.1 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
Relievers:
- 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 27, mr (162 G, -1.2 PRAA/300)
- 5748 Maggie Hassan, 27, mr (136 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6179 Commodus, 23, mr (55 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5266 Gualtiero Marchesi, 33, rp (364 G, 11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 28, rp (224 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5498 George Cohen, 30, rp (196 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5855 Will Ferrell, 27, rp (159 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6092 Seth Rogen, 25, rp (103 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 5909 Rachel Berry, 32, rp (174 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5541 Charlotte York, 26, c (169 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5986 Tim Allen, 24, rp (54 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5969 Ed O'Neill, 23, rp (42 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5814 Frank Langella, 24, ss (who?)
- 6408 Randy Quaid, 20, rf