Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5510 Max Black, 30, c (301 G, -2.0 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6477 JoJo Victory, 19, c
• 6274 Franky Vercauteren, 19, c (who?)
• 6354 Cottontail, 19, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 5221 ?uestlove, 33, 1b (440 G, 0.7 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5464 Fred Durst, 27, 1b (290 G, 0.9 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5947 Cardinal Ximenez, 23, 1b (43 G, -0.5 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5447 Sunday Silence, 31, 2b (349 G, 5.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5660 Jim Lovell, 29, 2b (324 G, 2.4 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5425 Pepa, 29, 2b (317 G, 0.5 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5512 Bulbasaur, 29, 2b (253 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6269 DeMar DeRozan, 23, 2b (who?)
• 5791 Jeremy Renner, 25, 3b (133 G, -0.7 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5948 Seán William McLoughlin, 26, 3b (102 G, 1.1 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6223 Larry Fine, 21, 3b (who?)
• 5269 Penelope Pussycat, 33, ss (454 G, -4.4 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5476 Henri Michel, 29, ss (392 G, -1.8 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5490 Valeriano Weyler, 27, ss (288 G, 3.6 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6141 Young MC, 22, ss (who?)
• 6320 Milk Dee, 20, ss (who?)
• 6245 Chloe Lloyd, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5392 Edmund Hillary, 32, lf (332 G, 2.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5738 Professor Hackle, 28, lf (255 G, 2.9 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5474 Theseus, 30, lf (238 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5625 Vanilla Ice, 28, lf (232 G, -2.8 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5836 Helena, 25, lf (214 G, 1.5 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5953 Tevye, 24, lf (93 G, -2.8 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6114 Michael Cassio, 23, lf (51 G, -4.0 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6208 Damon Stoudamire, 23, lf (50 G, -12.1 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6228 Troy Davis, 19, lf (34 G, 0.7 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6349 Logan Paul, 18, lf (who?)
• 5526 Mark Fischbach, 31, cf (426 G, 1.5 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5370 Ben Kweller, 29, cf (358 G, 1.1 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5576 Wolf, 29, cf (313 G, 3.5 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5898 Jake Gyllenhaal, 27, cf (240 G, -1.5 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6240 Winnie Harlow, 21, cf (19 G, -13.5 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6096 Conrad Dalton, 22, cf
• 6352 Brad Delson, 19, cf (who?)
• 6335 Positive K, 19, cf (who?)
• 6460 Jon Raven, 17, cf
• 5112 Robert Peary, 33, rf (530 G, -2.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5974 Alexa Ray Joel, 25, rf (42 G, -1.8 DR/40, -11.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6214 Justin Bieber, 20, rf (17 G, -8.2 DR/40, -11.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6295 Cleopatra Egypt, 19, rf (15 G, 2.9 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40)
• 6308 Le'Genius Wisdom Williams, 19, rf

Starters:

• 5640 Paul Breitner, 28, sp (140 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5533 Doc Rivers, 29, sp (100 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5653 Charlie Kelly, 29, sp (83 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6015 Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, 26, sp (38 G, -19.3 PRAA/300)
• 6251 Finesse Couch, 23, sp (22 G, -15.9 PRAA/300)
• 6312 Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, 21, sp (1 G, 30.0 PRAA/300)
• 6380 Lillian Kaushtupper, 19, sp
• 6453 Daniel Killer, 18, sp
• 6359 Van Cliburn, 21, sp (who?)
• 6182 Br'er Rabbit, 21, sp (who?)
• 6396 Squire John Trelawney, 19, sp
• 6384 Edino Nazareth Filho, 22, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 5559 Enrique DeLome, 30, mr (209 G, 1.1 PRAA/300)
• 5850 LL Cool J, 26, mr (34 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6012 Black Knight, 25, mr (33 G, -12.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6188 Lily Tucker-Pritchett, 21, mr (2 G, -25.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6398 Smosh, 20, mr
• 5289 Jam Master Jay, 33, rp (280 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5524 Gian Franco Romagnoli, 30, rp (213 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5766 Rudy Mancuso, 27, rp (92 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5714 Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, 24, rp (68 G, -12.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6394 Juan Alderete, 19, rp (32 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6315 Jackie Lynn Voorhees, 22, rp (19 G, -2.0 PRAA/300)
• 6376 Elizabeth Lanford, 21, rp (10 G, -27.2 PRAA/300)
• 6397 Simon Tchobang, 21, rp
• 6361 Jake Paul, 18, rp (who?)
• 6337 Jane Randall, 18, rp (who?)
• 6472 Luis Miguel Arconada Etxarri, 17, rp