Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 25, c (274 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 25, 1b (175 G, -0.8 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40)
• 6487 Cherries Waffles Tennis, 19, 1b (33 G, -0.5 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40)
• 5825 Godfrey Sithole, 27, 2b (299 G, -0.5 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 5503 Blastoise, 30, 3b (369 G, 2.7 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6449 Jeravicious Raven, 21, 3b (66 G, 3.9 DR/40, -10.4 OR/40)
• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 24, ss (183 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 20, ss (24 G, 1.3 DR/40, -11.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6084 Chillie Poon, 24, cf (222 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 24, cf (153 G, 2.9 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40)
• 5961 Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, 25, rf (140 G, -4.4 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 25, rf (111 G, -1.9 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40)
• 6574 Amanda Miranda Panda, 20, rf (39 G, 1.8 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 23, sp (81 G, 9.7 PRAA/300)
• 6304 Reality Winner, 24, sp (63 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6457 Baskerville Holmes, 19, sp (25 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 25, mr (103 G, 3.4 PRAA/300)
• 5767 Tim, 28, rp (180 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5957 Dr. Shark Bird, 25, rp (89 G, -9.4 PRAA/300)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 23, rp (69 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 22, rp (67 G, -0.6 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6098 Manmeet Colon, 26, c (183 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 6101 Saint Schwing, 25, mr (105 G, -7.0 PRAA/300)
• 6037 Doby Chrotchtangle, 24, 3b (46 G, -8.7 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 22, cf (10 G, -0.4 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40)
• 6461 Paris London, 18, rp
• 6546 Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 20, 1b