Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 29, c (395 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 26, c (242 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 26, 2b (226 G, 5.1 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 31, 3b (521 G, -0.6 DR/40, 10.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 29, 3b (402 G, 0.3 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6203 Robert Patrick, 24, 3b (183 G, 1.6 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 28, ss (349 G, 5.4 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 29, ss (313 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5794 Michael Landon, 27, lf (363 G, 1.6 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6553 Jason Ritter, 21, lf (35 G, -1.3 DR/40, -9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 28, cf (412 G, 0.9 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 23, cf (143 G, 2.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 30, rf (333 G, -2.7 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 28, mr (177 G, -0.2 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 28, mr (152 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5266 Gualtiero Marchesi, 34, rp (395 G, 11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 29, rp (252 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5498 George Cohen, 31, rp (210 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 28, rp (183 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 26, rp (122 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 24, rp (66 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5909 Rachel Berry, 33, rp (174 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 27, c (169 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6179 Commodus, 24, mr (62 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 25, rp (54 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5814 Frank Langella, 25, ss (who?)
• 6408 Randy Quaid, 21, rf (who?)