Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5789 Alluring Siren, 28, c (164 G, -2.4 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)
• 5779 Stephon Marbury, 26, c (70 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6169 Alvin Williams, 25, c (who?)
• 6370 Darryl Sutter, 23, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 5218 Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 32, 1b (531 G, 2.0 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
• 5557 Smieragatto, 29, 1b (390 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40)
• 5588 Frank Hardy, 28, 1b (340 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5924 Dinsdale Piranha, 30, 1b (317 G, -0.1 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6028 Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, 26, 1b (177 G, -4.5 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 6399 Glen Allen Walken, 22, 1b (1 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6441 Graven Abomination, 22, 1b
• 5222 Heinz Winkler, 34, 2b (587 G, 0.9 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5391 Kotick, 32, 2b (473 G, 0.2 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5461 Dave Navarro, 31, 2b (466 G, 3.6 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5734 Cloves, 29, 2b (277 G, -0.8 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6413 Troye Sivan, 18, 2b (who?)
• 5536 Caroline Channing, 28, 3b (336 G, 1.8 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5828 Andrzej Iwan, 28, 3b (103 G, -2.2 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6557 Nusret Gökçe, 18, 3b (who?)
• 5735 Puff Daddy, 28, ss (222 G, 2.4 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4991 Kenneth Parcell, 34, lf (561 G, -2.5 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5365 Jean-Georges Vongerichten, 34, lf (516 G, 1.4 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5469 Hillel Slovak, 32, lf (510 G, 2.6 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5774 Serah Farron, 27, lf (301 G, -2.0 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5835 Pharika God of Affliction, 28, lf (203 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 5854 Tillman Buttersack, 27, lf (160 G, -5.0 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40)
• 6507 Tin Woodman, 17, lf (who?)
• 6438 Cairne Bloodhoof, 19, lf (who?)
• 5688 Ice Cube, 30, cf (317 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6159 Ramirez DePietro, 24, cf (164 G, -2.9 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40)
• 5976 Elijah, 27, cf (103 G, 1.2 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6532 Yousef Erakat, 17, cf (who?)
• 5265 Geist of Saint Traft, 33, rf (573 G, 1.2 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40)
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 34, rf (494 G, 4.0 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5998 Mays Gilliam, 26, rf (130 G, -0.0 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40)
• 6568 Young Sheldon, 21, rf (who?)
• 6331 Dancing Hot Dog, 21, rf (who?)
• 6536 Henry Hayes, 17, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 5111 Thomas Keller, 33, sp (244 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5613 John Green, 29, sp (144 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5662 Geert Van Hecke, 30, sp (104 G, -1.0 PRAA/300)
• 5954 Keranos God of Storms, 27, sp (59 G, -4.9 PRAA/300)
• 6204 Vince Carter, 25, sp (49 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6387 Kentaro the Smiling Cat, 22, sp (30 G, -14.1 PRAA/300)
• 6143 Josiah Edward Bartlet, 24, sp (17 G, -9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6355 Dick Van Dyke, 21, sp (14 G, -22.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6448 Jeff Van Gundy, 21, sp (14 G, -14.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6177 Br'er Fox, 23, sp (13 G, -13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6272 Uhuru Kenyatta, 23, sp (12 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6298 William Clark, 20, sp (11 G, -15.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6282 Kate Grigorieva, 22, sp (who?)
• 6554 Barney Frank, 21, sp (who?)
• 6508 Jessica Harbour, 17, sp
• 6329 Allison Raskin, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 5661 Snow Queen, 30, mr (235 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5274 Giacinto Facchetti, 32, mr (211 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5483 Bella Hadid, 30, mr (167 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6366 Maiev Shadowsong, 21, mr (who?)
• 5339 Quote, 34, rp (214 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5604 Sazh Katzroy, 30, rp (208 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5535 Jess Day, 29, rp (202 G, -1.6 PRAA/300)
• 5803 Walter Mondale, 28, rp (116 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5566 Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, 27, rp (70 G, -2.8 PRAA/300)
• 6454 Raven Guild Master, 19, rp (14 G, -8.9 PRAA/300)
• 6429 Michael Raven, 20, rp (11 G, -20.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6572 Dick Smothers, 17, rp (who?)
• 6559 Biggus Dickus, 18, rp (who?)
• 6522 Thomas Ravelli, 17, rp (who?)
• 6560 Melanie Grubbels Bupp, 20, rp
• 6569 Dromio of Syracuse, 21, rp
• 6510 Young Hyacinth, 18, rp (who?)