Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 27, c (283 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 27, 2b (256 G, 5.3 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 32, 3b (561 G, -0.9 DR/40, 10.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 30, 3b (415 G, 0.3 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6203 Robert Patrick, 25, 3b (219 G, 2.0 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5751 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., 29, ss (394 G, 5.6 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5698 Erin Burnett, 30, ss (351 G, 1.2 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5794 Michael Landon, 28, lf (396 G, 1.7 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6553 Jason Ritter, 22, lf (55 G, -2.0 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 29, cf (445 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5979 Suzanne Cryer, 24, cf (183 G, 2.8 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 31, rf (367 G, -2.5 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5310 Myla Dalbesio, 31, rf (351 G, 1.6 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5656 Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, 29, mr (192 G, 0.0 PRAA/300)
• 5748 Maggie Hassan, 29, mr (168 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5485 Alm-Uncle, 31, rp (320 G, 7.7 PRAA/300)
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 30, rp (278 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5855 Will Ferrell, 29, rp (210 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 27, rp (138 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 25, rp (89 G, -0.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 26, rp (84 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5909 Rachel Berry, 34, rp (174 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 28, c (169 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6179 Commodus, 25, mr (62 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6408 Randy Quaid, 22, rf (28 G, 5.6 DR/40, -16.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5814 Frank Langella, 26, ss (23 G, 3.7 DR/40, -21.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6639 Valdas Adamkus, 21, rp (3 G, 1.6 PRAA/300)