Roster for Vancouver Vans:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 26, c (267 G, 0.7 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 22, c (110 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 34, 1b (496 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6503 Greta Van Susteren, 21, 1b (47 G, -1.3 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6625 Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 19, 2b (11 G, -4.0 DR/40, -12.7 OR/40)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 29, 3b (414 G, -1.0 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 23, ss (186 G, -4.4 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 21, lf (78 G, 5.0 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6640 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 19, lf (46 G, -1.0 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 22, cf (147 G, -10.9 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 22, cf (137 G, -9.3 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 35, rf (580 G, -0.1 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6377 Vincent Van Gogh, 23, rf (75 G, -0.5 DR/40, -12.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 28, sp (94 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6283 Tommie Frazier, 21, sp (21 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5962 Simply Invincible, 28, rp (151 G, 0.0 PRAA/300)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 22, rp (119 G, -10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 22, rp (87 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 20, rp (68 G, -9.3 PRAA/300)
• 6645 Martin Van Buren, 18, rp (28 G, -10.4 PRAA/300)
• 6468 Larry Vanover, 19, rp (19 G, -25.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 19, mr (17 G, -19.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 19, sp (16 G, -20.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 21, c (who?)
• 6517 Gus Van Sant, 20, 3b (who?)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 19, lf (who?)
• 6621 Milhouse Van Houten, 17, 1b