Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5462 Grimalkin, 30, c (395 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6064 Alex Kapranos, 23, c (115 G, -5.0 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6235 Jose Calderon, 22, c (83 G, -2.5 DR/40, -13.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6383 Iizuka the Ruthless, 24, c (61 G, 4.0 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40)
• 6446 Yitzhak Rabin, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 6289 Lars-Olof Johansson, 23, 1b (116 G, -0.3 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6432 Paul Raven, 21, 1b (12 G, -5.0 DR/40, -15.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6367 Vangelis, 20, 1b (who?)
• 6607 Mal'Ganis, 20, 1b
• 5609 Dr. Dre, 30, 2b (424 G, 5.6 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5825 Godfrey Sithole, 28, 2b (299 G, -0.5 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 6222 Mopsy, 23, 2b (36 G, -0.4 DR/40, -12.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5617 Ugly Duckling, 30, 3b (416 G, -0.3 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5503 Blastoise, 31, 3b (369 G, 2.7 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5647 Halsey, 28, 3b (261 G, 4.6 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6103 Peter Finch, 27, 3b (155 G, 2.1 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6185 Esau, 24, 3b (126 G, -0.4 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6037 Doby Chrotchtangle, 25, 3b (46 G, -8.7 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)
• 5480 Heidi, 30, ss (519 G, 0.0 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5602 Jacques Pic, 31, ss (356 G, 0.3 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 30, ss (335 G, -5.1 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5888 Mandy Patinkin, 29, ss (312 G, 2.4 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6486 Ari Gold, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5596 Adam Schlesinger, 31, lf (522 G, 3.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6057 Iago, 27, lf (140 G, -5.4 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5788 Slender Man, 28, lf (71 G, 1.5 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6634 Jack McFarland, 18, lf
• 6161 Morris Peterson, 22, lf (who?)
• 5645 Enya, 30, cf (358 G, 2.2 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5654 Pope Francis, 31, cf (348 G, -3.1 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5543 Mookie Blaylock, 30, cf (235 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6194 Casca, 23, cf (85 G, -1.2 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6343 Sally Langston, 20, cf (31 G, -2.6 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40)
• 6664 Kenzo the Hardhearted, 17, cf
• 6647 Grace Adler, 21, cf
• 6107 Fxjkhr, 26, rf (229 G, 0.4 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40)
• 5739 Riley Matthews, 27, rf (203 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5961 Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, 26, rf (140 G, -4.4 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
• 6024 Matt Kowalski, 24, rf (62 G, -1.3 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40)
• 6552 Allen Iverson, 22, rf (who?)
• 6526 Vogue Williams, 22, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 5020 Olivia Voldaren, 36, sp (274 G, 6.2 PRAA/300)
• 5756 Piglet, 28, sp (106 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5815 Tupac Shakur, 29, sp (95 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5796 Tom Sawyer, 26, sp (81 G, -6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6116 Pat Jennings, 24, sp (52 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6049 Paul Palmer, 24, sp (46 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5351 Bushwick Bill, 32, mr (277 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5240 Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., 33, mr (239 G, 1.5 PRAA/300)
• 5569 Ágatha Bednarczuk, 32, mr (207 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5966 Fresh Kid Ice, 26, mr (41 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5266 Gualtiero Marchesi, 35, rp (395 G, 11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 31, rp (309 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5498 George Cohen, 32, rp (226 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5639 Sessilee Lopez, 29, rp (190 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5478 Julia Stegner, 29, rp (189 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5951 Knight Who Says "Ni!", 28, rp (153 G, -2.1 PRAA/300)
• 5567 Doug E. Fresh, 31, rp (150 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6033 Dr. Electron Kebebew, 27, rp (145 G, 2.5 PRAA/300)
• 6124 Garrett Walker, 26, rp (133 G, -10.9 PRAA/300)
• 6003 Hans Brinker, 28, rp (119 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5980 Ruud Krol, 25, rp (114 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6081 Daveed Diggs, 24, rp (106 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5792 Demetrius, 26, rp (99 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6117 Roger the Shrubber, 27, rp (95 G, -6.5 PRAA/300)
• 6016 Luther Campbell, 28, rp (58 G, -8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6318 Mia Kang, 23, rp (44 G, -5.0 PRAA/300)
• 6334 Alex Van Halen, 21, rp (33 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6356 Brian Sutter, 22, rp (25 G, -14.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6307 Malfurion Stormrage, 20, rp (16 G, -23.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6263 Flopsy, 22, rp (12 G, -23.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6543 Brian Jones, 19, rp (who?)